Taxi Driver Online

We were recently given one of these toasters and without a doubt it is the worst toaster in the whole of Christendom.

Reviews even suggest it wont take warburtons 'toastie' bread - a toaster that doesn't take toastie bread is as much use as a chocolate fireguard.

The problem with the toaster, once you put the bread in and adjust the 'browning control' is that it pops up every 30 seconds - it took be 10 minutes this morning to toast 2 slices of bread ffs.

for further reviews on this useless article;

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B003X278K2

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

I take it all back - never listen to your wife if she tells you she's read the instructions

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Just chuck it under the grill ffs

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Modern 1/2 Loaves are just to big to fit most toasters, the cheap pan loaf fits Toasters just right, Scots Plain Loafs make nice Toast but only 2/3rds of the slice fits the toaster.

I tend to but the smaller Loaves, they toast all over and there is less wasted bread.

Fech me..Am I really writing this guff..has my life truly come to this !!!!!!!!!!!

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Get a life ffs

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If I eat toast each day those 10 minutes would be over one hour each week ffs

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

is this the NTA leading light ffs

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"toast" bread often wont fit and as for slicing uncut bread, well, forget it

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

If I want toast, the wife just breathes on the slice of bread, instant toast.

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Former taxi driver

Listerine.

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!