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 Post subject: true, I swear
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 8:55 pm 
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My mate was out of work and saw a sign "Blood donors wanted, £10 a time"

so he went in, kerching


he thought "not bad" so he went round again....kerching £10


YAYYYYY

on his 3rd attempt he got spotted and kicked out


just down the road he saw a sign "Sperm bank, donors wanted, £100"

he thinks......"im having that"


so he joined the queue and only then he realised he was behind a GIRL....

after a while he decided to have a word withe her and tapped her on the shoulder saying "excuse me love, you do know this a sperm donor queue" at which she turned around




























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