My mate was out of work and saw a sign "Blood donors wanted, £10 a time"
so he went in, kerching
he thought "not bad" so he went round again....kerching £10
YAYYYYY
on his 3rd attempt he got spotted and kicked out
just down the road he saw a sign "Sperm bank, donors wanted, £100"
he thinks......"im having that"
so he joined the queue and only then he realised he was behind a GIRL....
after a while he decided to have a word withe her and tapped her on the shoulder saying
"excuse me love, you do know this a sperm donor queue" at which she turned around
