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Author:  wannabeeahack [ Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:46 pm ]
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"Who makes Hyundai cars then?"


=D>

Author:  skippy41 [ Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:52 pm ]
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And Kia

Author:  Nidge2 [ Sun Dec 14, 2014 5:52 pm ]
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wannabeeahack wrote:
"Who makes Hyundai cars then?"


=D>



Them nice Koreans with the funny eyes.

Author:  wannabeeahack [ Sun Dec 14, 2014 7:06 pm ]
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"Ive thought about being a taxi driver"


The badge is £200


"FK that then"

Author:  Nidge2 [ Sun Dec 14, 2014 7:19 pm ]
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wannabeeahack wrote:
"Ive thought about being a taxi driver"


The badge is £200


"FK that then"



I had a crippler this morning, 3 young girls back to our manor from Mansfield, I dropped the first one off and she gave the ones in the back £5 for her bit towards the fare. All the way to their destination they were slagging her off for only paying £5, I chirped up and said, she's paid the most why are you slagging her off? When we got to their destination the fare was £12, trying to explain that them two only paid £4 and their mate paid £5, when their brain cells kicked in they said, "oh yeah." :roll: :roll:

Author:  captain cab [ Sun Dec 14, 2014 7:32 pm ]
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Nidge2 wrote:


I had a crippler this morning, 3 young girls back to our manor from Mansfield, I dropped the first one off and she gave the ones in the back £5 for her bit towards the fare. All the way to their destination they were slagging her off for only paying £5, I chirped up and said, she's paid the most why are you slagging her off? When we got to their destination the fare was £12, trying to explain that them two only paid £4 and their mate paid £5, when their brain cells kicked in they said, "oh yeah." :roll: :roll:


I seriously don't like passengers

Author:  wannabeeahack [ Sun Dec 14, 2014 7:53 pm ]
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captain cab wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:


I had a crippler this morning, 3 young girls back to our manor from Mansfield, I dropped the first one off and she gave the ones in the back £5 for her bit towards the fare. All the way to their destination they were slagging her off for only paying £5, I chirped up and said, she's paid the most why are you slagging her off? When we got to their destination the fare was £12, trying to explain that them two only paid £4 and their mate paid £5, when their brain cells kicked in they said, "oh yeah." :roll: :roll:


I seriously don't like passengers



I like a panic delivery job. 200 miles with a smallish electric motor in the boot for a customer, no drunks, no haggling, just me and radio 2 all the way

I once did a Coventry to "Malcolm" of Scotland (Glasgow I think) with JCB parts, couldnt remember where I knew the name from till i was passed by....

Image

Author:  captain cab [ Sun Dec 14, 2014 7:58 pm ]
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the ideal job wannabee =D>

Author:  Private Reggie [ Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:22 pm ]
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Lost count of the amount of times I was asked last night "Are you busy tonight driver". :roll:

Followed by silence when I told them I'm ticking away :evil:

Author:  Chris the Fish [ Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:28 pm ]
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Nidge2 wrote:
I had a crippler this morning, 3 young girls back to our manor from Mansfield, I dropped the first one off and she gave the ones in the back £5 for her bit towards the fare. All the way to their destination they were slagging her off for only paying £5, I chirped up and said, she's paid the most why are you slagging her off? When we got to their destination the fare was £12, trying to explain that them two only paid £4 and their mate paid £5, when their brain cells kicked in they said, "oh yeah." :roll: :roll:

When you did the maths did you realise that you charged them an extra Pound? :wink:

Author:  southwalesph [ Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:56 pm ]
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They all blend into one now. Had some polish folk last night who couldnt speak English and was bliss not having to make small talk. Busy drive? F**k off

Author:  toots [ Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:34 pm ]
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You're a shower of grumpy gits :roll:

Author:  gusmac [ Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:00 am ]
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Chris the Fish wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
I had a crippler this morning, 3 young girls back to our manor from Mansfield, I dropped the first one off and she gave the ones in the back £5 for her bit towards the fare. All the way to their destination they were slagging her off for only paying £5, I chirped up and said, she's paid the most why are you slagging her off? When we got to their destination the fare was £12, trying to explain that them two only paid £4 and their mate paid £5, when their brain cells kicked in they said, "oh yeah." :roll: :roll:

When you did the maths did you realise that you charged them an extra Pound? :wink:


=D> =D> =D> =D>

Author:  Nidge2 [ Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:49 am ]
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Chris the Fish wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
I had a crippler this morning, 3 young girls back to our manor from Mansfield, I dropped the first one off and she gave the ones in the back £5 for her bit towards the fare. All the way to their destination they were slagging her off for only paying £5, I chirped up and said, she's paid the most why are you slagging her off? When we got to their destination the fare was £12, trying to explain that them two only paid £4 and their mate paid £5, when their brain cells kicked in they said, "oh yeah." :roll: :roll:

When you did the maths did you realise that you charged them an extra Pound? :wink:


I gave myself a tip. :lol: :lol:

Author:  x-ray [ Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:11 am ]
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Making small talk to a passenger one day. Asked him what he did for a living, he told me and then asked "what about you ?"

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