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Or is three or more females in a car on a night out possibly the worst kind of passengers to have.

Blokes. Not a problem. Easy to sort.

Always one woman who thinks it is a right laugh to take the [edited by admin] out of my accent and try to snapchat my face speaking.

Other mates make it worse by laughing and making her think she is funny.

Give me a car full of drunken blokes any night of the week.

id rather have a car full of non drunk people to be fair.


the one that annoys me is when (usually a woman) gets in and immediatly says you look miserable or words to that effect.

how the feruck wud you know if i look miserable you stupid bitch you ve never met me before 5 seconds ago.

I get the same thing after a long shift.

Start of the day I am a poster boy for helping people out and chatting away about all sorts.

After the beer monsters though. I am not in the mood to chat. Face like a slapped arse.

Woman are much worse than men.

Middle aged women are the worst.

2 jobs in my 8 seater

7 guys to a pikey boxing match in Sheffield (from Lichfield)

(I didnt know it such an event till en-route, the guys werent pikey's)


or


7 girls to Brum on the lash


The guys were ready early and singing to Westlife all the way back

The girls, 2 didnt make it back, the smallest of the 5 who did pucked up, and up, and up....(out the window), then they wanted 5 different dropoffs......

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Welcome to our world.

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IDFIMH

im older

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To old

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Justice for the 96. It has only taken 27 years...........repeat the same lies for 27 years and the truth sounds strange to people!

Do you have funny accent?

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Probably Scouse or somewhere near it.





Add to the list?

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

For humour i find the over 70's by far the best, be it a couple or 3 or 4 women, i think the youngsters are too cocky and the 30-60's are too stressed, the over 70's really ahve done it all and seen it all, they come from a generation who revived the country after WW2, saw it destroyed by union power, saw that power itself destroyed and quite often THEY were the pawns in it all whilst trying to live a life and maybe raise kids, my dads 90, he never went on strike, never had a well paid job, never went on benefits, had hardly any finance/HP, never had a credit card, raised 3 kids, they always went to school, were always fed (at his expense) they were always clothed, and not hanging round street corners tiil god knows when....

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never TOO old, just more selective

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Driving in Newcastle with a Southern accent.


Suppose it is rather strange being able to speak perfect English.

Perfect English? Surely that would be without a funny accent and I have to say southerners do have a funny accent and they tend to be somewhat loud IMO and yes Chris that would another one

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!