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 Post subject: This is excellent!
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:43 pm 
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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest- ... rica-video

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 Post subject: Re: This is excellent!
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:24 pm 
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captain cab wrote:
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/426189/Driver-old-man-car-park-smashes-America-video


My ex-wife would give him a run for his money, she was forever running into something -garage door - petrol pumps - she even hit a guys van and ended up bringing him home because neither of them knew what to do with the insurance and he was that shaken up he ended up staying for his tea. :roll:

Oh and I remember getting new set of rubber and one tyre never sealed against the rim properly and she drove it up the road flat and fu*ed the tyre, which was at least a couple of hours old. :roll:

At least this guy has the excuse of old age... #-o

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 Post subject: Re: This is excellent!
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:31 pm 
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Oh and now that I remember, I had a Nissan Terrano which was parked in the drive and left in gear. It was a cold day and she wanted to warm the vehicle up so she leant in and turned key, the engine jumped into life and it took off and ran into the house. Honestly, you couldn't make this shi* up! #-o

I think the insurance company thought I was at the wind-up... #-o

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 Post subject: Re: This is excellent!
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:38 pm 
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No videos of her then - well those that we can put on here :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: This is excellent!
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captain cab wrote:
No videos of her then - well those that we can put on here :lol: :lol: :lol:


I only wish, that was back in the day a camcorder resembled a brick. But here's a further laugh, she phoned me up after the Terrano ran into the house and blamed me for leaving it in gear. :roll: I happened to be 25 miles away at the time and sitting on the rank. When I answered the phone the first words out of her mouth was " you fu*king ar*ehole you left the car in gear and it's smashed into the house" like it did it by itself. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: This is excellent!
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I only wish, that was back in the day a camcorder resembled a brick. But here's a further laugh, she phoned me up after the Terrano ran into the house and blamed me for leaving it in gear. :roll: I happened to be 25 miles away at the time and sitting on the rank. When I answered the phone the first words out of her mouth was " you fu*king ar*ehole you left the car in gear and it's smashed into the house" like it did it by itself. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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