a new virus outbreak you can catch through spending to much time on bulletin boards, named forums disease the main symptoms being changing youre name to have the word "forum" in it ,babling constantly normally to youreself,arguing but having no argument and nothing to back it up,an aversion to eating humble pie,forum rage(where the afflicted goes on every topic to post something, anything even if its just a smilie.)this leads to an eventuall loss of a firm grasp on reality,and an overwhelming desire for someone to punish them,again and again
people with this virus are easily spotted as the virus has one visible charachteristic they all want to have similar sounding or indeed almost identical names (although according to the victims thier names are totally disimilar, another delusion)
the virus is usually spread through oral transmision between gay males
so most of us should be ok