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Author:  Sussex [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:24 am ]
Post subject:  God shows his love again for the South East

You can poke your North Sea, we have it in our manor.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-32229203

Author:  captain cab [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:28 am ]
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Sussex wrote:
You can poke your North Sea, we have it in our manor.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-32229203



heard that this morning - as if the SE hasn't got enough already :lol:

Author:  Sussex [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:08 am ]
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Every little helps.

:D

Author:  captain cab [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:46 am ]
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BREAKING NEWS Nicola Sturgeon announces a joint plan with Ed Miliband to have West Sussex become a part of Scotland

Oil rich areas of West Sussex will now be included in the Glasgow Southside constituency


Author:  gusmac [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:45 pm ]
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You'll just squander it away funding tax breaks for the wealthy and vanity projects, like you did with ours :shock:
My congratulations all the same, providing it isn't a belated April fools joke :D

Author:  trotskys twin [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:02 pm ]
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captain cab wrote:
BREAKING NEWS Nicola Sturgeon announces a joint plan with Ed Miliband to have West Sussex become a part of Scotland

Oil rich areas of West Sussex will now be included in the Glasgow Southside constituency



JASUS yer thick the Oil is in Surrey and to get it out commercially will require FRACKING :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: right in the middle of Tory heartland :badgrin: :badgrin: start work soon Oily's :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:

Author:  gusmac [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:25 pm ]
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America announces plans to bring ‘freedom and democracy’ to oil-rich Gatwick region
Thursday 9 April 2015
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US officials have released a report that shows the Gatwick region of the United Kingdom is in desperate need of some american-style democracy.

The report follows the publication of findings that suggest the region is sitting on 100 billion barrels of oil, which the US insists could be used to bring ‘true freedom’ to the area.

Critics claim that the ‘complete lack of any evidence whatsoever’ linking Gatwick to being under the control of an oppressive regime makes an invasion untenable.

A criticism the US State department has strenuously denied, “Even if you don’t consider the Tories particularly oppressive, fortunately we have such strong religious faith that we are able to ignore such liberalised, rational arguments.”

David Cameron has so far refused to comment on the US plans, although he did promise them a ‘special relationship’ should things progress.
Gatwick oil find

The people of Gatwick have asked if they are now suddenly rich, and whether they should start shopping for gold-plated Rolls Royce’s and helicopters.

However a US state official explained, “No, that’s not a good idea. You know what’s more valuable than money? Your freedom, and the freedom that can only be offered by american military intervention.”

“We will free you from the tyrannical bonds of your oil reserves, and let you create a new society in the ashes we leave behind.”

“God bless America.”

http://newsthump.com/2015/04/09/america ... ck-region/

Author:  Nidge2 [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:02 pm ]
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Sussex wrote:
You can poke your North Sea, we have it in our manor.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-32229203



Ssshhhh don't tell Gus he'll want it to be Scotlands oil because it's only 200 miles away from Scotland.

Author:  gusmac [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:04 pm ]
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Nidge2 wrote:
Sussex wrote:
You can poke your North Sea, we have it in our manor.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-32229203



Ssshhhh don't tell Gus he'll want it to be Scotlands oil because it's only 200 miles away from Scotland.


Don't you ever get tired speaking out the hole in your arse?

Author:  captain cab [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:09 pm ]
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gusmac wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
Sussex wrote:
You can poke your North Sea, we have it in our manor.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-32229203



Ssshhhh don't tell Gus he'll want it to be Scotlands oil because it's only 200 miles away from Scotland.


Don't you ever get tired speaking out the hole in your arse?


besides, we've already done that routine :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  grandad [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:12 pm ]
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Nidge2 wrote:
Sussex wrote:
You can poke your North Sea, we have it in our manor.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-32229203



Ssshhhh don't tell Gus he'll want it to be Scotlands oil because it's only 200 miles away from Scotland.

200 miles!!! Do you know a short cut?

Author:  Nidge2 [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:53 pm ]
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grandad wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
Sussex wrote:
You can poke your North Sea, we have it in our manor.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-32229203



Ssshhhh don't tell Gus he'll want it to be Scotlands oil because it's only 200 miles away from Scotland.

200 miles!!! Do you know a short cut?


Sorry I was using Mercury :D

Author:  Nidge2 [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:56 pm ]
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gusmac wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
Sussex wrote:
You can poke your North Sea, we have it in our manor.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-32229203



Ssshhhh don't tell Gus he'll want it to be Scotlands oil because it's only 200 miles away from Scotland.


Don't you ever get tired speaking out the hole in your arse?



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Author:  gusmac [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:05 pm ]
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Nidge2 wrote:
gusmac wrote:

Don't you ever get tired speaking out the hole in your arse?



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Nice selfie :badgrin:

Author:  captain cab [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:13 pm ]
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anyone seen Sussex?

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