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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:55 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:13 am 
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Stinky Pete wrote:
http://www.smithtrust.com/taxi/pages/onehundredreasons.html

Very good, I quite like:

61. Because your Taxi Driver remembers your face when there are twenty people trying to jump in his cab.

79. Because your Taxi Driver always drives more carefully when he has generous people in the cab.

100. Because it's the right thing to do!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:37 pm 
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Stinky Pete wrote:
http://www.smithtrust.com/taxi/pages/onehundredreasons.html


how about this one
Because your Taxi Driver used to have a real job, just like you


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:51 am 
because if you leave something in the cab.
then you havea better chance of getting it back.
if you tip. :wink:


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:10 am 
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Stinky Pete wrote:
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very good i should have showed number 100 to the poor lass i had in the car the other wk who said "sorry i cant give u a tip as i
dont have a lot of cash iam so so so SORRY???". thats ok i said dont worrie about it.

she then fell out the car half [edited by admin] as she picked her self up of the ground god came in to her life and told her after 5 days drinking that tonight would be her last night out for a few wks :shock: and in to the night club she went with her............2p change :shock: :shock: :shock:
OH YES 2p :lol: :lol: :lol:


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