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A bloke, desperate to lose weight, orders a 5day=10pounds weight loss programme from an internet company.

The following day there is a knock at the door and a beautiful voluptuous blonde with the most amazing body is standing at his door wearing skin tight running gear, NIKE trainers and a t shirt saying "If you can catch me, you can have me". Without hesitation, the bloke takes off after her and after 5 miles fails miserably to make any ground on her. He gives up and walks home. The next morning it happens again, and the next until by the end of day 5, he has lost 10 pounds.

He's that happy with the result that he orders the 10day=20pounds program that evening. The next morning a sexy Brunette rings his door bell wearing nothing apart from a pair of Reebok trainers and a Hat that reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" He bolts out of the door and makes chase, but even after 10 days, he still cannot reach the prize, but he has lost the promised 20pounds.

He goes online and orders the 5day=30pounds package, but a warning appears on the screen, "This I a high intensity programme!"

He ignores it and the next day there is a knock at the door.

He opens the door to a huge muscular black male drill instructor wearing a pair of pink running shoes and a pink headband with "If I catch you, your ass is mine!"

He lost 45 pounds in the first two days...............

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