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Author:  Guest [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:21 pm ]
Post subject:  two jokes
Doctor to George Best: George, I'm afraid I've got some good news and some bad news for you.

George Best: OK Doc, but gimme the bad news first.

Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you that you only have an hour to live... but the good news, it's Happy Hour! :D


and,

..-. --.. ..- .. - ... --- ..-.
-.- --.. -..- -. --.
..-- .-. -- ..-. -.--.- --..-
--..-. ..- .-- ..-- --.
..--. -.. --..- ..---. -.-



Blunketts resignation letter! :roll:
Author:  steveo [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:47 pm ]
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Image

:lol: :lol:
Author:  chipper [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:44 am ]
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got this text to me the other night


Studies have shown that the bird flu virus hits small cocks first.

thought i,d better warn you immediately :lol:
Author:  Skull [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:12 pm ]
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Sorry boys couldn't resist it.



4 people in the carriage of a train - an Scotsman , a pretty young
blond
girl, an ugly old woman and a Englishman .

It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark
there's
the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the
tunnel
the Englishman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his
cheek.

The old lady thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the blond in the
dark
and she slapped him"

The pretty young blond thinks " I bet the Englishman tried to fondle me
in
the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"

The Englishman thinks "I bet that Scotsman fondled the blond in the
dark,
but the blond thought it was me and hit me"

The Scotsman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I
can slap that English tw*t again"
Author:  jasbar [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:24 pm ]
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Tsk. Tsk.

Nothing like reinforcing a stereotype is there?

:oops:
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