Taxi Driver Online

Hannah is taking her young daughter Judith shopping. While Hannah is getting them a taxi, Judith notices a group of scantily dressed, overly made-up women on the street corner. As they get in the taxi, Judith asks, “Mummy, what are all those women doing over there?”
Hannah replies, “They’re waiting for their husbands to return from work, darling.”
When the taxi driver hears this, he turns to Hannah and says, “Now come on, lady, don’t lie to your daughter, why don’t you tell her the truth? Educate her, for god’s sake.”
Without asking permission, he then turns to Judith and says, “They’re hookers, that’s who they are.”
Judith then says, “Mummy, do these ladies have any children?”
Hannah replies, “Of course they do, darling, where do you think taxi drivers come from?”

A very funny thing happened to my husband a few years ago when he was driving through the red light district of macclesfield.

he was making his way home on a dark dismal rainy night when he suddenly spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alleyway as he pulled in to the curb a figure leaped out jump into his car and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

my startled hubby said where to miss?

she answered "stockport"

"ok," said my hubby as he took a longer than usual glance in the mirror.

unfortunately the lady caught him staring at her and said, "Just what the hell are you looking at?"

"Well dear," he answered, "I was just wondering how you are going to pay for the fare?"

"The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at my hubby and said, "Does this answer your question?"

Still looking in the mirror, my hubby ever so politely turned to the lady and asked, "do you have anything smaller madam?"