Taxi Driver Online

my type is:
drunk/wasted woman
drunk/wasted woman falling asleep
drunk/wasted woman falling asleep, carrying two toddlers...

Women who fart kids out for money carrying slabs of lager on the phones to their mates saying, "I've been paid so it's party weekend."

Someone left a used tampon in the back once.

sex mad couples who cant wait to get home so i have to pull over and watch

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One of our drivers had that too

I picked up a woman and kid who appeared to come from one of those countries where they still have open sewers running down the street. Ten seconds after setting off (on a 2 minute journey) the most horrendous, eye-watering stench started emanating from the back. I looks round and she's changing the kids nappy ! I says can it not wait as you're only going down the road - 'No, must be done now, cant wait'
After she got out I noticed the smell wasn't subsiding and on checking found she'd just kicked the dirty nappy under the drivers seat.

I've been offered a bj about 3 times.
From men!!!

Cardiff?

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Nose pickers bogey balls..yech

Once took 4 people back to Wittering with one of the women in the back seat giving her boyfriend a blowjob and the girl in the front with a face as red as a beetroot denying she knew her !

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Bloke playing with himself didn't go down well.

Bloke sh****ng himself likewise.

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IDFIMH

heavy snogging on the backseat, only when we arrived at the drop and i put the interior light on did i see it was two women

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

that's not disgusting...
my next type:
festive season few yrs ago, posh looking couple in their late fifties, long winter coats, a bit tipsy but very polite.... warm inside, something smelling badly but they had some bags so probably that's some food leftovers... nope... when they left, giving me nice tip appeard that lady left huge stain of poo behid her on my backseat so it must've been very loose diarrhea... two nights off to wash and dry... since then always have spare backseat just in case...

Stfu......Cardiff would make your place seem like a cesspit...as an aside...are you on the map

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Common sense........is just not that Common.

I was pretty disgusted last week with a four pound dead money fare....

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Former taxi driver

thats big money for us the thing is with small jobs you clear quicker and get to your next one quicker

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector