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Every punter wants to talk about the Ukraine war.

And they are all f***ing experts on it, yet all say different things.

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IDFIMH

simples Putin has been corrupted by having absolute power and become paranoid about the threat of Nato so wants to annex Ukraine and Moldova to create a bigger cushion between him and Nato countries. The war will end when a few of his generals take him to one side and put a bullet in his brain

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[edited by admin] up thugs that come out of a takeaway and grab the roof sign off one of my drivers cars smash it in the road

and no M the takeaway nor the car had CCTV but that wouldn't have mattered as police weren't interested anyway

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drivers that take the week off on holiday then are seen out picking fares up

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Maybe he has just realised that he is self-employed and can do exactly what he likes.

Including working when he wants to.

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IDFIMH

SHE ! but in my book Holiday means Holiday and it might have been a courtesy to let me know she was doing that instead of getting phone calls from other drivers telling me !

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I see your point, however.....

Sadly courtesy and the taxi/PH trade aren't always good bedfellows.

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IDFIMH

Lincoln bypass in the rush hour nearly impossible to get across the roundabouts

on the plus side managed to spend half a day in Lincoln without bumping into Jimbo

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Lincolnshire police would prefer you to go around, rather than across the roundabout. You may have seen the burnt out wreck of a Ford Focus on the A46/A1 roundabout showing you what happens when you attempt to go across a roundabout. Not bumping into you in Lincoln? The pleasure was all mine! I almost bumped into you at a filling station in Stamford a few years back if you recall.

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Idiots who order their food via the online screens at KFC.

When there are no customers waiting at the till.

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IDFIMH

Heathrow car parks no longer letting you out using ANPR that's twice in a month and you now have to queue for several minutes to exit whilst everyone searches for their ticket

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Must be you, as it worked perfectly for me yesterday.

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Whats a "Heathrow"

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I have done T5 and T3 this month and it didn't work either time

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It seems Russia is seeking soldiers from Syria and China to assist in Ukraine, things havent quite gone as he expected, the mighty "Red Army" seems just a memory now

Ukraine's president has gone form comical actor/comedian to the best known and respected leader in the world in under 2 weeks, Russia has struck at a military base very close to NATO's Polish border...

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