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I thought you said they would all be out of business within 12 months how many years ago ?

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They were where I live.

But not where I am.

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IDFIMH

If your'e on you hols what are doing on here ? go and enjoy some of the local cuisine and hospitality

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If he is where I think it is, it could be "Cuisine, food poisoning and Hospital!"

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Chris The Fish

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I thought our Sussex only traveled first class I doubt that would be a problem.

I think we should dare him to go for a ride in a tuk tuk though

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in Bangkok one day i got asked "you wantee ride plenty tuk tuk my sister she good ride"


seems i misheard the last bit and misunderstood the first bit

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

No idea what these countries are like never traveled beyond Europe and haven't had a passport for 10 years but if it's anything like Turkey was 15 years ago I would imagine you are getting pestered everywhere

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drivers too reliant on technology

this afternoon whilst filling up at Morrisons was on the rear pump 70 plus year old decides to pull onto pump in front she first hit the island nearly demolishing the pump then having straightened out her car starts to reverse back which she didn't need to do as her fuel cap was at the back of the vehicle. I thought she is going to stop isn't she then my vehicle jolted. Her excuse she was relying on the parking sensors to beep to tell her when she was close to my bumper!!!!! luckily no damage. I haven't had the vehicle 6 months and that's the second time it has been hit by a reversing pensioner not looking where they are going

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Had the worst school return trip ever today, 3 oldies and a BMW tried to kill me, is there a contract out on me?

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It's those signs on your vehicle makes you a BIG target

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TT will be wanting his money back.

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Grandad,
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I'll just nip in and get the money, how much is it ? - £4 please. Here you go, how much ? - £5.

£5 you said it was only £4. - it was when we got here 10 minutes ago !

Ignorant navies

Its bad enough them digging up the back end of the rank but they parked their van and digger trailer on it as well reducing it to just 2 cars capacity when there was enough room on the double yellows the other side of the hole to park the van the trailer and the digger !!!!!

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Buses.

F***ing hate them.

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And today they were back leaving us just 3 car spaces at the front with their vans blocking the rest

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