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Today we had a 'Suesen'.

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IDFIMH

Thick as pigs sh** potential punters.

Got asked today how much it would be for a certain job, I said it would be around £8.

The utter shock at that price was very much apparent.

So it was with utter joy I watched the four numties get the bus, at a cost of £2.50 each.

If only I could have got on the bus behind him to see his face when he paid up.

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IDFIMH

Ripped jeans.

WTF is that all about?

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IDFIMH

We have an estate sorry.... development, where the street names are from our countries greatest victories

Trafalgar
El Alamein
Agincourt..................which the base op sends as Agin Court

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

oh, and icabbi makes up destinations whic have the potential for passenger embarrassment

job... pickup and take to the Electrolysis centre

no mate, im going to the pub

WTF?

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

this event here this weekend, they come in in droves, thousands, the ticket company lays on coaches £7 PP each way

its £15 in a 4 seater and £20 in a 8 seater

erm...

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Had 3 yesterday wearing those one with her tattoos showing through

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It's called fashion, back in grandads day they used to have a bath with there jeans on.

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Idiot drivers that despite the bus coming by the line of parked cars decide to start overtaking them

result bus and 6 vehicles behind and 4 behind the idiot who stopped short to leave room all stuck and what does the idiot do ............................sits there with no way for the bus to get between him and parked cars

eventually he puts his wheels up onto the pavement and squeezes around the bus after realising finally the bus can't get out of his way !!!!!!!!

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Money markets that keep moving the pound down against the dollar.

Do they not realise I'm going there shortly?

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IDFIMH

pound nearly at parity with the Euro

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why does it always take an hour to get from Swanley interchange to the tunnel and as soon as your through the tunnel nothing but clear road

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Customers who book for 06.00 then come out of house to tell you they don't need it now

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For some reason I never had to do this to make my jeans a tight fit. They were always tight.

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Grandad,
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