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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2020 9:03 pm 
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What house number are you.


The purple door love.

What house number though.

The gable end.

Yeah but what house number.

The one with the hanging basket.


Drives to end of the road.

You missed my house driver.


Cos you didn't tell me your number you tosspot


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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 7:51 pm 
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I don't know if it's gripe of the day or joke of the day.

Gripe would be dumb punter.

Joke would be me taking punter home, passing a tree that is being cut down. I tell said punter that the tree had covid-19 and that the disease isn't just effecting humans.

Dumbo is now concerned about her trees, so I tell her she needs to social distance from them.

](*,)

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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 11:51 am 
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London City Airport :evil: :evil: £15 for 40 minutes

That's more than Stansted !!

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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:13 pm 
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edders23 wrote:
London City Airport :evil: :evil: £15 for 40 minutes

That's more than Stansted !!

They have got a lot of lost money to recoup this year. :sad:

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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:06 pm 
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Sussex wrote:
edders23 wrote:
London City Airport :evil: :evil: £15 for 40 minutes

That's more than Stansted !!

They have got a lot of lost money to recoup this year. :sad:



and a shiny new arrivals hall to build :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:07 pm 
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Sussex wrote:
edders23 wrote:
London City Airport :evil: :evil: £15 for 40 minutes

That's more than Stansted !!

They have got a lot of lost money to recoup this year. :sad:


Ignore him. It’s just 23’s way of telling us he’s been to London from Stamford.

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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:10 pm 
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jimbo wrote:
Ignore him. It’s just 23’s way of telling us he’s been to London from Stamford.


I could moan about how much it cost me to cross Dunham bridge when I took two punters from Lincoln to Manchester airport today, but I won’t. (40p btw) :lol: and another 40p on the way back! :x

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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2020 7:25 pm 
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A million bloody phone calls about Uber buying Autocab.

:roll: :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
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iZettle are making August a zero commission month.

And now every **** is paying cash.

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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
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Stupid daughter in law. ](*,)

She wants to make the freezer a little bit colder, and needs to adjust the temperature control.

So does she move the temperature control up to 7,8 or 9, or does she move it down to 0?

When asked why she moved it down to 0, and ruined ££££s and ££££s of food, she says that 0 degrees is colder than 9 degrees. #-o

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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 4:48 pm 
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Stupid daughter in law. ](*,)

She wants to make the freezer a little bit colder, and needs to adjust the temperature control.

So does she move the temperature control up to 7,8 or 9, or does she move it down to 0?

When asked why she moved it down to 0, and ruined ££££s and ££££s of food, she says that 0 degrees is colder than 9 degrees. #-o



some fridges the settings are in degrees :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:40 am 
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more 50mph blanket restrictions :sad:

now 75 percent of the route to East midlands is 50mph restricted :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
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County council school transport official who, after 10 emails demanding PL policy must state vehicles says over the phone...."oh yeah, most companies have told me its normal NOT to show vehicles"

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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
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Crazy council installing cycle lanes in the main seafront road.

Leading to traffic gridlock from 8.00am until 8.00pm. ](*,)

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 Post subject: Re: Gripe of the Day
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:14 pm 
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"can I book a taxi to take me to the COVID test site because I have symptoms".
Erm, no!

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