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Yep them are the ones also, when you've got the air con on they open the windows.

The Laughing farter(s) who think it's oh so funny to drop a miniature rectal methane bomb that floods your nostrils and permeates your car seats with the most obnoxious and odious smells known to man, it then lingers in the seats for hours after and which give other later clients the impression that it was you the driver that dropped the brute, they are to polite to say so though but their silence and facial expression of disgust clearly indicate that they thought it was of your creation.

Drivers phoning in sick with manflu

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That made me fart laughing my arse off

The obnoxious tvvat who loads his shopping into my estate car rear space with his fag in his gob - in effect smoking in my car - can i kill him?

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Of course you can. Hide him well though.

Job on the PDA.......house address inc number

house is off a side street

i goes to the front door 2 minutes early, i send the arrival text

nothing

i knock the door

nothing

i ring the number via icabbi

nothing

i knock again

nothing

we are now 3 minutes past the booking time

i knock again

nothing

i press "no show"

system says "wait 5 minutes"

i wait 3 and leave after ringing again

i get to the rank and get a message

"shes waiting"

"on the main road"


passenger had come out her back gate to the road .............

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if they wanna go fart to fart im always ready, and i have all 4 windows at my control...........can lock them up

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mums on school run that won't give way on a roundabout enough room for me to clear roundabout but she decides she's diving in front of me in her v class mercedes result roundabout blocked and to top it all the 4 x 4 range rover following also tries to push in

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Punters who quote a postcode at me.

I'm a taxi driver not a [edited by admin] postman

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Out working on a hot sunny day, windows down.

Punter gets in and straight away they wind their window up, 30 seconds later they wind it down again as it is too hot.

aircon on........one says its too cold

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I get the reverse thickos.

Air-con on, numpty gets in and unwinds window.

I turn air-con off, and wait till numpty says it's really hot in here.

And hot it stays until I'm de-numptied.

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I blame electric windows. When I had manual windows they hardly ever touched them, now with electric they just HAVE to press the button. But not just open or close, down a little, stop, down a little more, stop, all the way down, a little bit up, down, up....

And what a blessing it is the little button on my armrest that stops that, and also locks the door.

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