An ancient scottish Joke for a scotch brethren
The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed man in his late fifties. May I help you sir?" she asked.
The man replied, "I want to see Nara."
"Sir, Nara is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.
He replied, "No, I must see Nara."
Just then, the gorgeous Nara appeared and announced to the man that she charged £5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Nara, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Nara. Nara explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. "There are no discounts. The price is still £5,000." Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to her, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Nara and they went upstairs. After their session, she said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row". Where are you from?"
The man replied "Inverness"
"Really," she said. "I have family in Inverness"
"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your £15,000 inheritance."
The moral of this story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes; and
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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