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theres an image in my mind i could have done without.......TT, Abbott and Corbyn.....

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

yes TT snogging corbyn whilst abbott gives him a blow

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Corbyn's a tranny so they can have a daisy chain

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I accidentally dropped my bag of Malteasers at the slimming world meeting today.

It was the funniest game of Hungry Hippos I've ever seen.......

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Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolise ?'
Then paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

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Christmas dinner will be changing from 2018 due to Brexit.

We'll still have Turkey, Sage n Onion, Roasties and Carrots.

But there will be no Brussells.........



so you'll all be able to take a deep breath

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Just opened door twentytwelvety on my dianne abbott advent calendar

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about £50?'

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way around the house? That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'

The man replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'

Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.

'Yes', the blonde replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the £50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten-pound tip.

'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porsche, it's a Lexus.’”

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why are women more dexterous with their fingers than men...............

mens hands are for spanking

womens hands are for.......

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Mickey Mouse and Mini Mouse were in divorce court and the judge says to Mickey "you say on your papers that your wife is crazy" Mickey replied, "No I didn't I said that she was F£$king Goofy.

finally got another contributor to the thread keep posting mate been a struggle keeping this going since ven left

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It is important to make breaks between individual exercises.

I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 years.

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yeah go tumbleweed

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Now this made me laugh.

https://youtu.be/zxoYXE7C7-I

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