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edders23
 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:42 pm 
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Just heard that ex-Manchester United striker Danny Welbeck's grandad was a bomb disposal expert in World War II.

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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
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Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time?"

No, many begin with "If I am elected, I promise...."

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Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues just cheered.

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edders23 wrote:
Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time?"

No, many begin with "If I am elected, I promise...."



then theres

"the cheques in the post" and..

"i wont cum in your mouth"

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