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Author:  edders23 [ Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:42 pm ]
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Just heard that ex-Manchester United striker Danny Welbeck's grandad was a bomb disposal expert in World War II.

Stan Welbeck

Author:  edders23 [ Sun Jun 16, 2019 2:38 pm ]
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Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time?"

No, many begin with "If I am elected, I promise...."

Author:  wannabeeahack [ Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:40 pm ]
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Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues just cheered.

Author:  wannabeeahack [ Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:41 pm ]
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edders23 wrote:
Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time?"

No, many begin with "If I am elected, I promise...."



then theres

"the cheques in the post" and..

"i wont cum in your mouth"

Author:  wannabeeahack [ Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:23 pm ]
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Image

Author:  wannabeeahack [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 12:25 pm ]
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Author:  edders23 [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 2:16 pm ]
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wannabeeahack wrote:
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ah so that's what your missus looks like :lol:

Author:  wannabeeahack [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:26 pm ]
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edders23 wrote:

ah so that's what your missus looks like :lol:



She models herself on yours

Author:  edders23 [ Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:13 am ]
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breaking news.................It has just been announced that M & S are to merge with poundstretchers

the new company will be called ...........Stretchmarks

Author:  edders23 [ Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:14 am ]
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wannabeeahack wrote:
edders23 wrote:

ah so that's what your missus looks like :lol:



She models herself on yours


that might be a bit difficult

Author:  x-ray [ Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:14 pm ]
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We’ve just acquired a new dog. We got him from a blacksmith, he was only in the house 2 mins and he made a bolt for the door!

Author:  edders23 [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:16 am ]
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My Mate got a 2nd place at a Fancy Dress contest dressed as Winston Churchill.

Close, but no Cigar.

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