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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:14 pm 
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By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Qantas_fatal_accidents

so these 14 must be imaginary then :wink: :lol:

Must be referring to the jet era :wink: . I blame Dustin Hoffman.

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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:43 pm 
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edders23 wrote:
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By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Qantas_fatal_accidents

so these 14 must be imaginary then :wink: :lol:



Bit too soon to be funny?

The never had a major accident quote is by Dustin Hoffman in Rainman.

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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:18 pm 
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speaking of which did you know that Dustin Hoffman was asked to play Trump in the forthcoming movie about his presidency

But he turned it down because he said he wasn't senile enough to carry it off :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 1:40 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 1:42 pm 
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edders23 wrote:
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By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Qantas_fatal_accidents

so these 14 must be imaginary then :wink: :lol:


Nothing since 1951 then, some of those were fecking biplanes

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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:24 pm 
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edders23 wrote:
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By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Qantas_fatal_accidents

so these 14 must be imaginary then :wink: :lol:


Nothing since 1951 then, some of those were fecking biplanes



they've had a few close calls though but the quote in Rainman was scriptwriters licence :wink:

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