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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:29 pm 
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Should we amend the title of this thread and remove the word 'new?' Is it somewhat misleading???????????


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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:18 pm 
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cabbyman wrote:
Should we amend the title of this thread and remove the word 'new?' Is it somewhat misleading???????????



well have you heard this one before

Just got back from 2 weeks in Thailand and i'm ashamed to say that I almost slept with a Ladyboy.

Looked like a Lady,

Walked like a Lady,

Talked like a Lady,

Kissed like a Lady.......

It was only when she drove me back to her place and reversed into the Garage first time, i thought.

Hang on a Moment?

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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
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ven2112 wrote:
The rain was pouring down. And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick with a piece of string dangling in the water.

A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Fishing" replied the old man....

Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent said, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."

In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskeys, the gentleman cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?"

"You're the eighth" said the IRISHMAN


LIKE IT =D> =D> =D>

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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
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A CAB DRIVER HAS LEARNT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ..................................THEIR AND THERE ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,NAH REALLY ITS TRUE =D> =D> =D>

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What's the difference between red and green? fook all apparently, if you're a cyclist.


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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
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I'm having an African themed party tonight, no food and the drinks are 12 fooking miles away


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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
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"Daddy what is a transvestite?" "Ask ya mam, he knows."


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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
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Just got kicked out of an ISIS terrorist training camp!
when asked "who are you going to target?" "Paedos and rapists" wasn't the right answer.


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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
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I sold my sons bike to feed my family. Her parents weren't to happy.


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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
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My lass has always said that there is nothing more painful than childbirth.
Clearly never trodden on a plug in the middle of the night then!


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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
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can ya tell im bored ? :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
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ven2112 wrote:
What's the difference between red and green? fook all apparently, if you're a cyclist.



:badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: ACE

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I didn't believe my friends when they told me my Dad was stealing from his job working as a road mender.

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Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's set in the future! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's set in the future! :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:


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