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what they say. what they meant.
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Author:  Guest [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:36 pm ]
Post subject:  what they say. what they meant.
operator says, oh im sorry you got a no show. they sounded alright on the phone.

operator meant, thank god that muppet checked out that dodgy job for me. :sad:
Author:  Guest [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:37 pm ]
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auriga to stupid curcuit owner, you will have no regrets spending all that money onb evocab.
auriga meant, tough luck sucker. :sad:
Author:  Guest [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:38 pm ]
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driver to old dear, of course i dont mind you only going round the corner.
driver meant, [edited by admin] lazy cow. :shock:
Author:  TDO [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:34 am ]
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Person to Dusty on rank:" Are you waiting for someone?"

Dusty to person:"No, jump in!"

What Dusty really meant: "Of course I'm waiting for someone, that's why I'm sitting at the front of a row of taxis with my rooflight on, are you taking the [edited by admin]?"
Author:  smiffyz (geoff) [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:01 am ]
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Punter to Smiffyz (sat outside her house) "are you for me?" :shock:
Smiffyz to punter "Yes luv" :x

What Smiffyz meant, "No you silly bitch, i always drive miles to park outside someones house and beep my horn for the fun of it!" :twisted:
Author:  GBC [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:34 am ]
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smiffyz (geoff) wrote:
What Smiffyz meant, "No you silly bitch, i always drive miles to park outside someones house and beep my horn for the fun of it!" :twisted:



And make sure its at least 6am when you do so. :roll:
Author:  Sussex [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:07 am ]
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Gov to the world "we hate taxi quotas but think councils are best placed to decide".

What they meant "FFS let's shift the blame for this to stupid councillors". :shock:
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