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| Author: | grandad [ Tue May 24, 2016 2:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | I couldn't resist |
I went for a lunchtime swim today. The cashier took my money and asked my name. She entered my name in the computer and said "I can't find you in the computer. Have you been before?" I said that I had. She asked me when it was. I replied "when I was in the cubs." 
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| Author: | wannabeeahack [ Tue May 24, 2016 3:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
dont you hate all this? went into Screwfix for some work gloves, £5 a pair name address postcode DOB all so they can pester you with offers BTW, did you wear shorts in cubs? |
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| Author: | grandad [ Tue May 24, 2016 5:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
wannabeeahack wrote: BTW, did you wear shorts in cubs? Of course. |
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| Author: | ven2112 [ Tue May 24, 2016 5:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
[quote="wannabeeahack"]dont you hate all this? went into Screwfix for some work gloves, £5 a pair name address postcode DOB all so they can pester you with offers that's why i always refuse email/mobile number etc, been to the dentist today , had to fill in a form about medical history, why? i go for a check up every 6 months so why don't they just say" any change in your history?" err.. no, ok take a seat  ( on the plus side my hygienists is hot as fook, i eat a whole packet of orios in the waiting room before i see her )
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| Author: | Sussex [ Tue May 24, 2016 5:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
grandad wrote: I went for a lunchtime swim today. The cashier took my money and asked my name. She entered my name in the computer and said "I can't find you in the computer. Have you been before?" I said that I had. She asked me when it was. I replied "when I was in the cubs." I'm perplexed as to why you need to give a name to go swimming. 
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| Author: | sasha [ Tue May 24, 2016 6:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
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| Author: | grandad [ Tue May 24, 2016 6:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
Sussex wrote: grandad wrote: I went for a lunchtime swim today. The cashier took my money and asked my name. She entered my name in the computer and said "I can't find you in the computer. Have you been before?" I said that I had. She asked me when it was. I replied "when I was in the cubs." I'm perplexed as to why you need to give a name to go swimming. I think it something to do with "everyone active". They monitor how many times you use the pool so that they can tick another box. It was only my name that was asked for, not my address. |
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| Author: | edders23 [ Tue May 24, 2016 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
Sussex wrote: grandad wrote: I went for a lunchtime swim today. The cashier took my money and asked my name. She entered my name in the computer and said "I can't find you in the computer. Have you been before?" I said that I had. She asked me when it was. I replied "when I was in the cubs." I'm perplexed as to why you need to give a name to go swimming. perhaps it is to put off people that are going to the pool other than for pure recreational purposes |
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| Author: | wannabeeahack [ Wed May 25, 2016 8:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
edders23 wrote: Sussex wrote: grandad wrote: I went for a lunchtime swim today. The cashier took my money and asked my name. She entered my name in the computer and said "I can't find you in the computer. Have you been before?" I said that I had. She asked me when it was. I replied "when I was in the cubs." I'm perplexed as to why you need to give a name to go swimming. perhaps it is to put off people that are going to the pool other than for pure recreational purposes My mate went, the letter "S" had come off his Speedo swimwear |
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| Author: | edders23 [ Wed May 25, 2016 11:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
wannabeeahack wrote: edders23 wrote: grandad wrote: I went for a lunchtime swim today. The cashier took my money and asked my name. She entered my name in the computer and said "I can't find you in the computer. Have you been before?" I said that I had. She asked me when it was. I replied "when I was in the cubs." I'm perplexed as to why you need to give a name to go swimming. perhaps it is to put off people that are going to the pool other than for pure recreational purposes My mate went, the letter "S" had come off his Speedo swimwear so that explains the damp patch then
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| Author: | Chris the Fish [ Wed May 25, 2016 9:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
wannabeeahack wrote: My mate went, the letter "S" had come off his Speedo swimwear So was he was actually wearing "wimwear"?
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| Author: | edders23 [ Wed May 25, 2016 9:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
Chris the Fish wrote: wannabeeahack wrote: My mate went, the letter "S" had come off his Speedo swimwear So was he was actually wearing "wimwear"? oh dear that's worse than mine ! |
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| Author: | o-marek [ Wed May 25, 2016 11:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
Sussex wrote: I'm perplexed as to why you need to give a name to go swimming. they need to know who is pi55ing in the pool... |
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| Author: | wannabeeahack [ Wed May 25, 2016 11:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
o-marek wrote: Sussex wrote: I'm perplexed as to why you need to give a name to go swimming. they need to know who is pi55ing in the pool... off the high board is bad |
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| Author: | Nidge2 [ Thu May 26, 2016 4:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I couldn't resist |
grandad wrote: I went for a lunchtime swim today. The cashier took my money and asked my name. She entered my name in the computer and said "I can't find you in the computer. Have you been before?" I said that I had. She asked me when it was. I replied "when I was in the cubs." It's a wonder they didn't point you towards the Community Centre where the Darby and Joan Club was.
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