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Author:  wannabeeahack [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Office speak....
Booked SWMBO onto a Safeguarding course...

"Your DELEGATE is now booked on the course"

Do these people graduate in horseshit?
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Office speak....
When the head of services replied to a question she said (about some new system)

"Agreed but WERE still learning the system ourselves"


:sad:
Author:  Nidge2 [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 4:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Office speak....
wannabeeahack wrote:
When the head of services replied to a question she said (about some new system)

"Agreed but WERE still learning the system ourselves"


:sad:



You can't fix stupid.
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 7:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Office speak....
Nidge2 wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
When the head of services replied to a question she said (about some new system)

"Agreed but WERE still learning the system ourselves"


:sad:



You can't fix stupid.


the latter one was BS Hons degree in her job title
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Wed Aug 10, 2016 7:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Office speak....
oh, almost forgot

had the office pup email me today

"on our database your insurance is showing as ran out"

(i send every new certificate)

"well that motor policy isnt a motor insurance policy"

#-o
Author:  edders23 [ Thu Aug 11, 2016 6:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Office speak....
wannabeeahack wrote:
oh, almost forgot

had the office pup email me today

"on our database your insurance is showing as ran out"

(i send every new certificate)

"well that motor policy isnt a motor insurance policy"

#-o

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you should get the boss to put that up on the wall :lol:
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