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Author:  ven2112 [ Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:12 pm ]
Post subject:  divorce looming ....
... my lass is going on her sisters hen night on saturday, now, nufc are playing wolves? at home( not sure i only bother with the prem , proper league, not the bairns stuff :lol: ) she has asked them to all wear nufc shirts :shock: :shock: :shock: my wife has actually had the fooking nerve to ask me to buy one for her :shock: a staunch safc fan , gutted here that she would even put one on let alone pay for the fooker, im mortified & thinking of filing for a divorce :lol: :lol: what should i do ??? im in a huge dilemma , buy it then on sunday morning just burn it in the garden?? help me out lads , women sadly don't understand the football thing #-o
Author:  grandad [ Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: divorce looming ....
You could always donate it to a disabled kid afterwards.
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Wed Sep 14, 2016 7:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: divorce looming ....
ven2112 wrote:
... my lass is going on her sisters hen night on saturday, now, nufc are playing wolves? at home( not sure i only bother with the prem , proper league, not the bairns stuff :lol: ) she has asked them to all wear nufc shirts :shock: :shock: :shock: my wife has actually had the fooking nerve to ask me to buy one for her :shock: a staunch safc fan , gutted here that she would even put one on let alone pay for the fooker, im mortified & thinking of filing for a divorce :lol: :lol: what should i do ??? im in a huge dilemma , buy it then on sunday morning just burn it in the garden?? help me out lads , women sadly don't understand the football thing #-o


do it

but turn up at the hen as the stripper
Author:  ven2112 [ Wed Sep 14, 2016 7:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: divorce looming ....
wannabeeahack wrote:
ven2112 wrote:
... my lass is going on her sisters hen night on saturday, now, nufc are playing wolves? at home( not sure i only bother with the prem , proper league, not the bairns stuff :lol: ) she has asked them to all wear nufc shirts :shock: :shock: :shock: my wife has actually had the fooking nerve to ask me to buy one for her :shock: a staunch safc fan , gutted here that she would even put one on let alone pay for the fooker, im mortified & thinking of filing for a divorce :lol: :lol: what should i do ??? im in a huge dilemma , buy it then on sunday morning just burn it in the garden?? help me out lads , women sadly don't understand the football thing #-o


do it

but turn up at the hen as the stripper

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  ven2112 [ Wed Sep 14, 2016 7:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: divorce looming ....
grandad wrote:
You could always donate it to a disabled kid afterwards.


fook that, he might want a lift :wink:
Author:  cabby john [ Wed Sep 14, 2016 7:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: divorce looming ....
ven2112 wrote:
... my lass is going on her sisters hen night on saturday, now, nufc are playing wolves? at home( not sure i only bother with the prem , proper league, not the bairns stuff :lol: ) she has asked them to all wear nufc shirts :shock: :shock: :shock: my wife has actually had the fooking nerve to ask me to buy one for her :shock: a staunch safc fan , gutted here that she would even put one on let alone pay for the fooker, im mortified & thinking of filing for a divorce :lol: :lol: what should i do ??? im in a huge dilemma , buy it then on sunday morning just burn it in the garden?? help me out lads , women sadly don't understand the football thing #-o


You need to tell her........Witches can still be burned at the stake :roll:
Author:  toots [ Wed Sep 14, 2016 10:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: divorce looming ....
You need to get grip, it's only football ffs :roll:
Author:  cabby john [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:23 am ]
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toots wrote:
You need to get grip, it's only football ffs :roll:


The cheek of it! Don't let Shankly hear you say "Only" :wink:
Author:  Nidge2 [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 3:43 am ]
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toots wrote:
You need to get grip, it's only football ffs :roll:



My thoughts too.
Author:  toots [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 9:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: divorce looming ....
cabby john wrote:
toots wrote:
You need to get grip, it's only football ffs :roll:


The cheek of it! Don't let Shankly hear you say "Only" :wink:


Well as I've always said 'if men were as passionate in the bedroom as they are about football, there'd be a lot more happy ladies about' :wink:
Author:  grandad [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 9:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: divorce looming ....
toots wrote:
cabby john wrote:
toots wrote:
You need to get grip, it's only football ffs :roll:


The cheek of it! Don't let Shankly hear you say "Only" :wink:


Well as I've always said 'if men were as passionate in the bedroom as they are about football, there'd be a lot more happy ladies about' :wink:

So you like your sex to be 45 minutes each way with a 20 minute break at half time with added time for stoppages. :mrgreen:
Author:  cabby john [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 10:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: divorce looming ....
toots wrote:
cabby john wrote:
toots wrote:
You need to get grip, it's only football ffs :roll:


The cheek of it! Don't let Shankly hear you say "Only" :wink:


Well as I've always said 'if men were as passionate in the bedroom as they are about football, there'd be a lot more happy ladies about' :wink:


That's weird passion! You want me to jump up and down and make a lot of noise :lol: ( the neighbours are not going to like that one), and I'm not wearing a scarf as well :oops: - it gets too hot :roll:

On second thoughts....what ever you say honey :wink:
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 11:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: divorce looming ....
grandad wrote:
So you like your sex to be 45 minutes each way with a 20 minute break at half time with added time for stoppages. :mrgreen:


Change ends at half time too
Author:  youbeenbusy [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: divorce looming ....
wannabeeahack wrote:
grandad wrote:
So you like your sex to be 45 minutes each way with a 20 minute break at half time with added time for stoppages. :mrgreen:


Change ends at half time too


And bring on subs
Author:  trotskys twin [ Thu Sep 15, 2016 2:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: divorce looming ....
ven2112 wrote:
... my lass is going on her sisters hen night on saturday, now, nufc are playing wolves? at home( not sure i only bother with the prem , proper league, not the bairns stuff :lol: ) she has asked them to all wear nufc shirts :shock: :shock: :shock: my wife has actually had the fooking nerve to ask me to buy one for her :shock: a staunch safc fan , gutted here that she would even put one on let alone pay for the fooker, im mortified & thinking of filing for a divorce :lol: :lol: what should i do ??? im in a huge dilemma , buy it then on sunday morning just burn it in the garden?? help me out lads , women sadly don't understand the football thing #-o


FOOKIN HELL THATS SERIOUS THROW THE BITCH OUT .

QUESTION WHY LET HER OUT FOR A PIZZ UP SURELY YOU CAN FIND SOME COOKIN CLEANING PAINTING CARPET LAYING FOR IT TO DO FFS GET ORGANISED #-o
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