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| Author: | ven2112 [ Sun Oct 02, 2016 3:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Stupid things the wife says ! |
in Morrisons earlier, her - "we need some gravy granules " me - "why ? we have a tub full in the cupboard" her - "yes, they are for chicken though" me - "so ??" her - " ah yes, we just bought a chicken"  fooking idiot  ( it was for me like , shes a veggie AKA pain in the arse )any of you're lasses thick as a whale omelette then ?
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| Author: | jimbo [ Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things the wife says ! |
We were at a gig in the drill hall in Lincoln last year, Ian Hunter as your asking, The wife asked, "whose this band on after Ian Hunter?" "There isn't one" "Yes there is, ten o'clock curfew" I don't often spit out beer, but I did then. |
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| Author: | Midlife martyr [ Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things the wife says ! |
Was watching a Roy Orbison concert on Sky Arts, the wife says he must have recorded this before he died 
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| Author: | cabby john [ Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things the wife says ! |
A world title fight and someone  says.........Whose playing  ...Hmm not quite playing honey
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| Author: | wannabeeahack [ Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things the wife says ! |
I handed my (then) wife my camera at a motor sport event so i could nip to the toilet my mate watched as she took a picture and asked "is there film in that?" she replied "oh yes"............and opened the camera to show him not digital....it was a 35mm camera back in the good old days
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| Author: | rayggb [ Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things the wife says ! |
Going past a public weighbridge the wife asks if we have been here before weighbridge '.on a plane going to Amsterdam with her girl friends she looks thru a leaflet ' oooh it says there is an electric market girls !(eclectic Angela!).I could mention a thousand more angelaisms!. |
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| Author: | wannabeeahack [ Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things the wife says ! |
At a car auction with the 1st wife (as before) and some ex-Police cars came through (bite marks and blood on the rear seats of course) the auctioneer said "these have no MOT as Police cars do not require an MOT" Wife turns to me and says "thats good, you wanna buy one"
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| Author: | trotskys twin [ Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things the wife says ! |
wannabeeahack wrote: I handed my (then) wife my camera at a motor sport event so i could nip to the toilet my mate watched as she took a picture and asked "is there film in that?" she replied "oh yes"............and opened the camera to show him not digital....it was a 35mm camera back in the good old days A suitable wife for you then ie equally cretinous 
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| Author: | trotskys twin [ Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things the wife says ! |
WIVES SHOULD BE "BAREFOOT PREGNANT IN THE KITCHEN AND GAGGED " SOMEONE ONCE SAID .....................
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| Author: | ven2112 [ Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things the wife says ! |
some good ones on here lads , thought it was just mine just need one off trotskys twin what his boyfriend said
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