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Author:  Nidge2 [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:17 pm ]
Post subject:  F*ck it

Home and feet up, fuck the job, it's full of mongs.

Author:  Midlife martyr [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

Nidge2 wrote:
Home and feet up, fuck the job, it's full of mongs.


Too many knobheads in too short a time ?

Author:  edders23 [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

one of our drivers was off road at 19.30 after someone puked and refused to pay soiling charge

It's the party season so all sense goes out window you just have to put up with it if you want to earn a few sheckles

Author:  Nidge2 [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

Midlife martyr wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
Home and feet up, fuck the job, it's full of mongs.


Too many knobheads in too short a time ?


"BOOM" on the money.

Author:  edders23 [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

Nidge2 wrote:
Midlife martyr wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
Home and feet up, fuck the job, it's full of mongs.


Too many knobheads in too short a time ?


"BOOM" on the money.



are so you're heavy D :lol:

Author:  heathcote [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 10:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

edders23 wrote:
one of our drivers was off road at 19.30 after someone puked and refused to pay soiling charge

It's the party season so all sense goes out window you just have to put up with it if you want to earn a few sheckles




Soiling charge should be included on the Tariff Table if you are a TAXI,anyone then soiling the vehicle refusing to pay will be charged by the Police resulting in them ending up with a criminal record.

Author:  edders23 [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

heathcote wrote:
edders23 wrote:
one of our drivers was off road at 19.30 after someone puked and refused to pay soiling charge

It's the party season so all sense goes out window you just have to put up with it if you want to earn a few sheckles




Soiling charge should be included on the Tariff Table if you are a TAXI,anyone then soiling the vehicle refusing to pay will be charged by the Police resulting in them ending up with a criminal record.

Police gave driver an appointment for this afternoon to report it

Author:  edders23 [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

Nidge2 wrote:
Home and feet up, fuck the job, it's full of mongs.

A local hotel had £2000 worth of damage after a partygoers got the hump at bar closing at half past midnight :roll:

Author:  ven2112 [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 1:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

heathcote wrote:
edders23 wrote:
one of our drivers was off road at 19.30 after someone puked and refused to pay soiling charge

It's the party season so all sense goes out window you just have to put up with it if you want to earn a few sheckles




Soiling charge should be included on the Tariff Table if you are a TAXI,anyone then soiling the vehicle refusing to pay will be charged by the Police resulting in them ending up with a criminal record.


it is here :wink:

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Author:  grandad [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 1:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

heathcote wrote:
edders23 wrote:
one of our drivers was off road at 19.30 after someone puked and refused to pay soiling charge

It's the party season so all sense goes out window you just have to put up with it if you want to earn a few sheckles




Soiling charge should be included on the Tariff Table if you are a TAXI,anyone then soiling the vehicle refusing to pay will be charged by the Police resulting in them ending up with a criminal record.

The police will insist that it is a civil matter in the same way as a private parking ticket is a civil matter.

Author:  ven2112 [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

i had a drunken lad & 3 lasses in the car last night, the fare was £9.40, the lasses got dropped off at a club & said "can you take him to ( and gave me the address)" he was sitting in the back, slumped forward & hiccuping like fook :lol: , i said to the lass "he aint gonna spew is he?" she said "no, he always hiccups like this when hes pi$$ed", she wanted some money off him so he had to get out the car to stand up & go in his pockets for cash , while outside the car ( i had my window down) i herd her say (very quietly) , "now john your not gonna spew in the taxi again are you" ?,he said, "i will try not to" :lol: i just said "just pay mate im not taking you" ,he kicked off shouting & balling , i just said ." ok mate, 3 options as i cant be bothered with this chit"

1-) pay me now because you aint going any further in this cab

2-) wait here while i lock the car & go & get the police over there who are sitting in the van

3-) you have just gave me your address & i will come around tomorrow morning & we can sort it then when you are sober & not so full of bravado ( he was only about 25-30)

i got 11 quid :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Nidge2 [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

edders23 wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
Home and feet up, fuck the job, it's full of mongs.

A local hotel had £2000 worth of damage after a partygoers got the hump at bar closing at half past midnight :roll:


You see this time of the year brings the idiot out in people.

Author:  Nidge2 [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

grandad wrote:
The police will insist that it is a civil matter in the same way as a private parking ticket is a civil matter.


It's Criminal Damage as stated in the NALEO book.

Author:  ven2112 [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

Nidge2 wrote:
edders23 wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
Home and feet up, fuck the job, it's full of mongs.

A local hotel had £2000 worth of damage after a partygoers got the hump at bar closing at half past midnight :roll:


You see this time of the year brings the idiot out in people.


this

Author:  cabby john [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: F*ck it

ven2112 wrote:
i had a drunken lad & 3 lasses in the car last night, the fare was £9.40, the lasses got dropped off at a club & said "can you take him to ( and gave me the address)" he was sitting in the back, slumped forward & hiccuping like fook :lol: , i said to the lass "he aint gonna spew is he?" she said "no, he always hiccups like this when hes pi$$ed", she wanted some money off him so he had to get out the car to stand up & go in his pockets for cash , while outside the car ( i had my window down) i herd her say (very quietly) , "now john your not gonna spew in the taxi again are you" ?,he said, "i will try not to" :lol: i just said "just pay mate im not taking you" ,he kicked off shouting & balling , i just said ." ok mate, 3 options as i cant be bothered with this chit"

1-) pay me now because you aint going any further in this cab

2-) wait here while i lock the car & go & get the police over there who are sitting in the van

3-) you have just gave me your address & i will come around tomorrow morning & we can sort it then when you are sober & not so full of bravado ( he was only about 25-30)

i got 11 quid :lol: :lol: :lol:



My (out) on possible puke situations, was to notify the potential puker of the soil charge, in our case it was £50. This was usually followed by....Yeh that's okay drive. With me then asking......do you have the £50 in the event of it happening, followed by (always) yes drive ! I would then insist on the fare and the £50 upfront, adding that if they did not puke.......then the £50 would be given back on completion of the journey. Only once in all the years did a mate of one extremely drunk buddy come up with the money........the rest either decline Or do not have the money.

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