Taxi Driver Online

Been pizzed orf lately so went for a job interview in a big store in a shopping center sat there with various loobs all of whom appeared reasonable types ranging in age from late teens to an old git ME. anyway this smart assed git rolls in and says right i am going to ask you all different questions and then let you know who has the jobs,

so i jump in hold on sunshine firstly whats the rate and how many jobs are there? smart ass is somewhat taken back but explains they want 4 and the wedge is £9 85p an hour.

first question "how do you encourage customers to return to our store"

The loobs "smile at them" Be polite" etc old trot "sell em the wrong size clobber" smart ass nearly passes out derrrr?? are you serious ?? me of course unbeknown to me watching was smart asses manager and he has a word in smart asses lug i am invited into another office and offerd 2 days regular from the 6th December

Next smart says your on boxing Day me nah dont work boxing day you have too! me nah wont manager can you come in the day after Boxing day ?? me yeh ok

Wonder how long i will last

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I'll go for 3days

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

Ever the optimist eh Edders.

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Grandad,

we might get some peace at last

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

No chance especially YOU

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Are you getting a red suit..

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Justice for the 96. It has only taken 27 years...........repeat the same lies for 27 years and the truth sounds strange to people!

hope it works out & thats what you want mate

I just can't imagine him being able to not be gobby to da management

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

First shift completed some git rolls up and says youve got to Join USDAW me f+ck orf

Its bleedin easy theyve all heard me theory sell emm the wrong sized clobber and they come back

Store manager appears and says what have you done before i say TU organiser and Fleet Street printer he says for fu8ks sake my brother was a printer hes fookin barmy me runs in the family does it taking me on? Turns out i know his brother a good TROT anyway i promised to behave and not join USDAW i joined UNITE


looking forward to tomorrow their Health and safety is crap could prove entertaining

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amazing still there loving it

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He fell at the first hurdle, the trains where on strike

where ???

walking distance pillock

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well done so you have managed to hold your tongue

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

actually its in great demand

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You're not rimming around Soho are you?