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Author:  trotskys twin [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:22 am ]
Post subject:  Job Interview
Been pizzed orf lately so went for a job interview in a big store in a shopping center :D sat there with various loobs all of whom appeared reasonable types ranging in age from late teens to an old git ME. anyway this smart assed git rolls in and says right i am going to ask you all different questions and then let you know who has the jobs,

so i jump in hold on sunshine firstly whats the rate and how many jobs are there? smart ass is somewhat taken back but explains they want 4 and the wedge is £9 85p an hour.

first question "how do you encourage customers to return to our store"

The loobs "smile at them" Be polite" etc old trot "sell em the wrong size clobber" smart ass nearly passes out derrrr?? are you serious ?? me of course :D unbeknown to me watching was smart asses manager and he has a word in smart asses lug i am invited into another office and offerd 2 days regular from the 6th December :badgrin: :badgrin:

Next smart says your on boxing Day me nah dont work boxing day you have too! me nah wont :D :D manager can you come in the day after Boxing day ?? me yeh ok :badgrin:

Wonder how long i will last :?: :?:
Author:  edders23 [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
I'll go for 3days
Author:  grandad [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 2:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
edders23 wrote:
I'll go for 3days

Ever the optimist eh Edders. :mrgreen:
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 5:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
we might get some peace at last
Author:  trotskys twin [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 5:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
wannabeeahack wrote:
we might get some peace at last


No chance especially YOU :wink: :wink:
Author:  MR T [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
Are you getting a red suit.. :D
Author:  ven2112 [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
hope it works out & thats what you want mate
Author:  edders23 [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
grandad wrote:
edders23 wrote:
I'll go for 3days

Ever the optimist eh Edders. :mrgreen:



I just can't imagine him being able to not be gobby to da management :lol:
Author:  trotskys twin [ Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
First shift completed :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: some git rolls up and says youve got to Join USDAW me f+ck orf :badgrin:

Its bleedin easy theyve all heard me theory sell emm the wrong sized clobber and they come back #-o

Store manager appears and says what have you done before i say TU organiser and Fleet Street printer he says for fu8ks sake my brother was a printer hes fookin barmy me runs in the family does it taking me on? Turns out i know his brother :badgrin: :badgrin: a good TROT :badgrin: anyway i promised to behave and not join USDAW i joined UNITE :badgrin: :badgrin:


looking forward to tomorrow their Health and safety is crap could prove entertaining 8)
Author:  trotskys twin [ Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
amazing still there loving it :D
Author:  skippy41 [ Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
He fell at the first hurdle, the trains where on strike :lol:
Author:  trotskys twin [ Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
skippy41 wrote:
He fell at the first hurdle, the trains where on strike :lol:



where ???

walking distance pillock :D
Author:  edders23 [ Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
trotskys twin wrote:
amazing still there loving it :D



well done so you have managed to hold your tongue =D> =D> =D>
Author:  trotskys twin [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
edders23 wrote:
trotskys twin wrote:
amazing still there loving it :D



well done so you have managed to hold your tongue =D> =D> =D>


actually its in great demand :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:
Author:  Southport PH [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Job Interview
trotskys twin wrote:
edders23 wrote:
trotskys twin wrote:
amazing still there loving it :D


well done so you have managed to hold your tongue =D> =D> =D>


actually its in great demand :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:


You're not rimming around Soho are you? =P~
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