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| Author: | ven2112 [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Stupid things punters say |
now , not sure f i have posted this before tbh (cant be assed to look ), best one i ever had in all my years her : well off to work me " what do you do ? her "care home (or whatever) me , you like it " her " not really" me " ah well, gotta graft to pay the bills" her " what do you do"   me err....." the massive clue is in how you are getting to work"
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| Author: | trotskys twin [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
ven2112 wrote: now , not sure f i have posted this before tbh, best one i ever had in all my years her : well off to work me " what do you do ? her "care home (or whatever) me , you like it " her " not really" me " ah well, gotta graft to pay the bills" her " what do you do" me err....." the massive clue is in how you are getting to work" where do you work Colney Hatch????????????????????//Bedlam/////////////? |
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| Author: | Sussex [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
Me to punter 25 years ago. My misses is delivering her mates triplets tonight. Thick punter 'how many is she having?'. ](./images/smilies/eusa_wall.gif "Brick wall")
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| Author: | wannabeeahack [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
taking a couple to the cinema me) what ya going to see? him) Titanic her) whats it about? |
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| Author: | skippy41 [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
My regular punter tonight Where was you last night On a hire from South Queensferry, to Camptown Her, why was you up there
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| Author: | ven2112 [ Sun Dec 18, 2016 3:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
other night , lass fooking about in her handbag for cash & drops her make up all over the floor, compacts, eye pencil etc , gets out the car , light comes on , me , here love, this must be your lippy, her , you sure? , me ,well aye, its not fooking mine , her once again , you sure?  cheeky cow but things like a good crack on with the punters make the night go faster  another one, when p/h, picked up a lass to go to the central station in Newcastle, she was meeting mates in Manchester & going to see the "rock horror picture show", ( never ever understood all the fuss about this mind, anyway , that's by the by ), the central station has all been re-vamped, we pulls up, she says , ffs never been here for a while , its all new, do you know where to go for the pre-paid tickets? i said, aye, you see them glass doors? she said aye, i said well, just go through them , then its a jump to the left, then a step to the right , she stood there for about 5 seconds then burst out laughing & just walked off
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| Author: | Nidge2 [ Sun Dec 18, 2016 6:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
Passenger last night" How old is your girlfriend driver?"Me thinking quick as I'm single at the moment "She's fifty-six, actually." Passenger "Hahahaa!! She's old enough to be your mother!" Me "Yes, but she's not my mother, she's your mother." Silence 
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| Author: | Sussex [ Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
When you pick up in the morning and they ask 'do you work days?'. No it's a f***ing ghost driving you.
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| Author: | ven2112 [ Wed Dec 21, 2016 5:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
Nidge2 wrote: Passenger last night" How old is your girlfriend driver?"Me thinking quick as I'm single at the moment "She's fifty-six, actually." Passenger "Hahahaa!! She's old enough to be your mother!" Me "Yes, but she's not my mother, she's your mother." Silence
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| Author: | Sussex [ Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
Just picked up a nurse to the hospital. She asks me if Xmas day is always on a Sunday. What f***ing chance have we got?
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| Author: | grandad [ Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
Punter: Can I have a taxi please? Me: Yes, where from? Punter: Erm I don't know where I am. |
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| Author: | Coopers [ Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
Do you do this full time or have you a proper job? Heard that a few times over the years |
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| Author: | trotskys twin [ Wed Dec 28, 2016 5:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
Coopers wrote: Do you do this full time or have you a proper job? Heard that a few times over the years look like a PONSE DO YER  MOST CABBYS DO AND ARE
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| Author: | wannabeeahack [ Wed Dec 28, 2016 6:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
trotskys twin wrote: Coopers wrote: Do you do this full time or have you a proper job? Heard that a few times over the years look like a PONSE DO YER MOST CABBYS DO AND ARE If theres a ponce here its obvious who it is.....you ya ponce |
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| Author: | trotskys twin [ Thu Dec 29, 2016 6:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Stupid things punters say |
wannabeeahack wrote: trotskys twin wrote: Coopers wrote: Do you do this full time or have you a proper job? Heard that a few times over the years look like a PONSE DO YER MOST CABBYS DO AND ARE If theres a ponce here its obvious who it is.....you ya ponce HAPPY NEW YEAR CRETIN 
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