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 Post subject: Xmas presents ...
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 5:32 pm 
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..what you bought? i bought my epileptic sister a strobe light, she will have a fooking fit when she sees it :lol: :lol:


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Got the missus a false leg. It's not her main present just a stocking filler.


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sasha wrote:
Got the missus a false leg. It's not her main present just a stocking filler.

=D> =D> :lol:


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..what you bought? i bought my epileptic sister a strobe light, she will have a fit when she sees it :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


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Nidge2 wrote:
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..what you bought? i bought my epileptic sister a strobe light, she will have a fooking fit when she sees it :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


:wink:


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Got to be careful what I get the wife this year.

Last year I bought her a vibrator. She knocked eight of her teeth out the first time she tried it.

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jimbo wrote:
Got to be careful what I get the wife this year.

Last year I bought her a vibrator. She knocked eight of her teeth out the first time she tried it.

:lol: :lol: =D>


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..what you bought? i bought my epileptic sister a strobe light, she will have a fooking fit when she sees it :lol: :lol:

Mrs Sx an iPad Pro. #-o

Pink one at £549.Image

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Sussex wrote:
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..what you bought? i bought my epileptic sister a strobe light, she will have a fooking fit when she sees it :lol: :lol:

Mrs Sx an iPad Pro. #-o

Pink one at £549.Image


daft tvvat :lol:


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..what you bought? i bought my epileptic sister a strobe light, she will have a fooking fit when she sees it :lol: :lol:

Mrs Sx an iPad Pro. #-o

Pink one at £549.Image


daft tvvat :lol:



no she buys him CARS so a cheap gift won't do

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no she buys him CARS so a cheap gift won't do

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 Post subject: Re: Xmas presents ...
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Well I got a microphone, feck knows what I'm supposed to do with it, but, it's pink so it's girly and I'm grateful :D

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Well I got a microphone, feck knows what I'm supposed to do with it, but, it's pink so it's girly and I'm grateful :D

Maybe someone is suggesting that you have not made yourself heard for a while and they are giving you a helping hand.

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Well I got a microphone, feck knows what I'm supposed to do with it, but, it's pink so it's girly and I'm grateful :D

Maybe someone is suggesting that you have not made yourself heard for a while and they are giving you a helping hand.


Perhaps they are, I have been very quiet of late but I'm busy with a new project :wink:

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Well I got a microphone, feck knows what I'm supposed to do with it, but, it's pink so it's girly and I'm grateful :D



Does it plug into the mains and have hitachi on the side :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Well I got a microphone, feck knows what I'm supposed to do with it, but, it's pink so it's girly and I'm grateful :D



Does it plug into the mains and have hitachi on the side :lol: :lol: :lol:


No :?

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toots wrote:
Well I got a microphone, feck knows what I'm supposed to do with it, but, it's pink so it's girly and I'm grateful :D



Are you sure it's a Microphone?


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[img][https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=picture+of+pink+hitachi+wand&view=detailv2&&id=E738CCB20BB936989F38EC175484FB8095945A24&selectedIndex=0&ccid=JtlO6Z7p&simid=608020808942486142&thid=OIP.M26d94ee99ee99686560d760450246b47o0img]

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for Christmas gift ideas then visit The Great Gift Company for a huge range of great Christmas gifts and presents for everyone for Xmas 2016.

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 Post subject: Re: Xmas presents ...
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skippy41 wrote:
[img][https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=picture+of+pink+hitachi+wand&view=detailv2&&id=E738CCB20BB936989F38EC175484FB8095945A24&selectedIndex=0&ccid=JtlO6Z7p&simid=608020808942486142&thid=OIP.M26d94ee99ee99686560d760450246b47o0img]


WTF !! :shock: :lol: :lol:


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