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self assessment day tomorrow ( well for me anyway, the car is getting a pre - plate check so nowt better to do , have to submit my tax return , now the mental nightmare begins, how do get it about 7k takings ? pickled brain time

By earning 7K.

excellent, but i earn more & want , free dentists/tax credits anyway, you aint been busy

So the Malvinas patriot wants to be a TAX PONCE out of the mouth of fools

PICKLED BRAIN FFS YOU DONT HAVE ONE YOUR A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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F88K EM ALL WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

BOOZE BOOZE BOOZE

Why leave it this late?

for the buz?

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BTW.... HMRC returned all my Class 2 contributions for the year


HURRAH


and now wanna collect in 1 lumps soon


BOOOO


who decides these things?

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well i will come clean mate , a lad i know does it for you , just tell him how much tax you want to pay/or pay nowt & get tax credits etc but he has let me down so have to do it myself now ( never done it myself for 3 years man ) , he has to many on his books @ £70 a pop & wants to lose some , so doing it tomorrow now as the car needs a new water pump so won't have it back

Now im not getting judgmental but shouldnt the figures dictate the below?

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Work out your expenditure, add £7,000.

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IDFIMH

Always leave it this late but best to avoid the last 3 days January is usually best month to get a quiet day or two to tackle books instead of constant interruptions earlier in year

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But dont put all your fuel own....

Fuel £5000 Takings £15,000.... that wont work (unless its a Scania HGV)

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of course if you know how to work out your capital allowances usually that wipes out quite a chunk

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and as my figures were a little lower than last year do to much higher capital allowances (well they will insist on not allowing us to write vehicles off fast enough so the "pool" keeps growing) and i was ahead on payments Nowt to pay

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