We are after some blinds for the house so the wife says to me this morning, "the blind man is coming round later."
Anyway a few minutes ago she tell me that the blind man is here. So I asked him where his dog was. Thinking that was a funny line. He then tells me that his dog had been very ill and had to be put down.
It seem that I am suffering from foot in mouth syndrome.

The times that I have done stuff like that in my life Like the time that I said to a young single girl that I worked with (many years ago).......you climbed that step ladder like you are pregnant - it turned out that she was

me & the missus sitting at a whitley warriors v durham wasps hockey game, 2 young lasses sitting in front started chatting to our lass, she was blithering on as usual, then the security lass started coming up the stairs, our lass hated her just for the way she went on, always bossing the kids about & you could hear her voice everywhere, proper "look at me, im security" , anyway, our lass said to the kids, " oh here she comes, mouth almighty, i hate her", the kids turned around & said " that's our mam"

We are after some blinds for the house so the wife says to me this morning, "the blind man is coming round later."
Anyway a few minutes ago she tell me that the blind man is here. So I asked him where his dog was. Thinking that was a funny line. He then tells me that his dog had been very ill and had to be put down.
It seem that I am suffering from foot in mouth syndrome.

Maybe you ARE ready for a return to politics!