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STAYING A HEAD
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Author:  Guest [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:09 pm ]
Post subject:  STAYING A HEAD
Bad Bad Joke!!

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs.
The son is just a head!

But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love
and compassion. After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his
first drink.
Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him
and orders up the biggest,
strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on
curiously and the bartender Shaking his head in
disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.
The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop!
Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild.
The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons
chant "Take another drink"!
The bartender ignores the whole affair.
By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches
down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.
The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to
the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a
truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The bar falls silent.
The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a
head!"
Author:  Sussex [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: STAYING A HEAD
tm wrote:
Bad Bad Joke!!

On that we are agreed. :wink:
Author:  whizz [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:31 pm ]
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:sad: the old ones are not always the best!! :wink:
Author:  skippy41 [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:50 am ]
Post subject:  jokes
When Green badge caby was struck by lightening, He thought he was having his photo taken :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
Author:  GBC [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: jokes
skippy41 wrote:
When Green badge caby was struck by lightening, He thought he was having his photo taken :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:



When Skippy41 found a dictionary he thought it was Christmas. :roll:
Author:  skippy41 [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:18 am ]
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I wish TDO would include a spell checker on here mine doesn't always work
Author:  skippy41 [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:20 am ]
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I wish TDO would include a spell checker on here mine doesn't always work
Author:  TDO [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:53 am ]
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I wish people wouldn't post the same message twice.
Author:  TDO [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:54 am ]
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I wish people wouldn't post the same message twice. :lol:
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