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Author:  Guest [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Simpson Quotes

Barney- your late for English.

Homer- Who needs English, I will never go to England.

:lol: :lol:

Homer- Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

:lol: :lol:

Author:  Guest [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:16 pm ]
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Homer: I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

:lol: :lol:

Homer: Bart! With $10,000 we'd be millionaires!

:lol: :lol:

Author:  Guest [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:40 pm ]
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Homer: He has all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: (pause) A dinosaur.

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Author:  Sussex [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:50 pm ]
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Is this a private thread or can anyone else join the party? :?

If so,

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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