Bloke walks in the butcher's to buy meat a very young girl serves him the bloke Says to the girl guess how old I am the girl says 41 the bloke Says no I'm 55 I look after myself.
Later he's at the bus stop when he's chatting To a old lady he says to the lady guess how old I am
She says if you let me put my hand in ya pants I'll tell you to the year he said ok go on so she plays with his private parts and his manhood a bit then says 55 he says no way how did you know that?
....she says I was stood behind you in the butcher's