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Author:  Skull [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:07 pm ]
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INTERESTING THOUGHT ABOUT LIFE...what if life was set up backwards?

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And what do you get in the end of it? DEATH. What's that? A bonus? I think the life cycle should be all backwards.

You should DIE first. You know, start out dead, get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that moves you've only got a few years left, so why not??!! Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a baby, and then you spend your LAST 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday. Then you finish off as an orgasm. GREAT!



:lol:
Author:  kermit2482 [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:04 pm ]
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Skull personally i have read all your posts with a lot of interest,and some i agree with and some i would have to reserve judgement on, however i feel the need to reply to this one and say that i laughed my A_R_S_E off. In an ideal world though eh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  jeff daggers [ Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:44 am ]
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Hello Skull,
I can't agree with your comments. You question whether death is a bonus, I can only point out no one has ever come back complaining.
Author:  Sussex [ Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:12 am ]
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jeff daggers wrote:
I can't agree with your comments. You question whether death is a bonus, I can only point out no one has ever come back complaining.

Yes but is death allowed under sec ???? of the transport act ????. :lol: :lol:
Author:  jeff daggers [ Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:43 pm ]
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It depends upon the "Conditions of Fitness" as set down in sec??? of the transport act????
Author:  stu [ Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:07 pm ]
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"what if life was set up backwards?"

I thought of Alexander Masters book, Stuart, A life backwards. :badgrin:
Author:  Scott AKA TMTLTH [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: INTERESTING THOUGHT ABOUT LIFE
Skull wrote:
INTERESTING THOUGHT ABOUT LIFE...what if life was set up backwards?

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And what do you get in the end of it? DEATH. What's that? A bonus? I think the life cycle should be all backwards.

You should DIE first. You know, start out dead, get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that moves you've only got a few years left, so why not??!! Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a baby, and then you spend your LAST 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday. Then you finish off as an orgasm. GREAT!



:lol:


if you are going to quote one of americas greatest stand ups you should really state your source

http://en.thinkexist.com/quotation/t...it/345791.html
Author:  Skull [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: INTERESTING THOUGHT ABOUT LIFE
Scott AKA TMTLTH wrote:
Skull wrote:
INTERESTING THOUGHT ABOUT LIFE...what if life was set up backwards?

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And what do you get in the end of it? DEATH. What's that? A bonus? I think the life cycle should be all backwards.

You should DIE first. You know, start out dead, get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that moves you've only got a few years left, so why not??!! Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a baby, and then you spend your LAST 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday. Then you finish off as an orgasm. GREAT!



:lol:


if you are going to quote one of americas greatest stand ups you should really state your source

http://en.thinkexist.com/quotation/t...it/345791.html



I put it up as a joke along with RATZ I never claimed to have wrote it.

Thanks for the link though.
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