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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:34 am 
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Anyone need a good remedy, I don't need it I've got a good big bunch of grandkids now, so after a hard night in the saddle or should I say car seat hows about this then

Remedy enabling married men to have children and carry out their conjugal duties
From the beginning of the cure take half an ounce of this condiment when you want to go to bed at night and drink thereafter four ounces of very good wine. Take half a pound of good, peeled almonds, three ounces of fresh, peeled pine nuts, two ounces of the meat next to the kidneys or loins of the animals like small lizards called skinks [scincos], three ounces of very well-cooked hearts of dog and fox testicles, two ounces of grape liquor dregs [semilla de orujo], three drams each of long pepper [pimienta luenga] and cardamon, and sufficient white honey. Grind the above very well and mix them with the honey, soften the condiment on a glowing fire, and finally stir in two drams of Damascus [Diamoscho] spices, and take it every night, as I have said. Every night when you go to bed, spread this hot unguent all over your genitals (the testicles and the virile member), and wrap them in a hot hand-towel.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:01 pm 
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Wonder what that would smell like, and where would you get the ingredients :lol: would any self respecting woman go near a man who had bits of dog, fox and skink on their (now) virile member :lol:


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