Not so much of a funny story but it worked out in the end ok
picked up this female 40's early, quite dishy and attractive and well spoken, but thought she maybe iffy, but never the less off we set on a 20 mile odd journey, I thought
she was giving it big licks on the mobile to her partner calling him alsorts and for being such a w^nker and go back to your ex wife and all that, this went on the whole journey, phone never stopped ringing, and she cut him off a few times, the language was terrible
we had to go and pick up a spare key from a house 20 miles away,we detoured to a house somewhere else, but no one was in, so another detour to her ex husbands house, the biggest house you have ever seen with all the toys outside [cars] she got the key, the meter showed 40 quid cos she got her self lost with giving me directions, and I was dying for a pee. then we got lost again, meter still ticking, I don't know the area
I thought she was a very nasty cow at first, until the drink wore off, then she was very nice as we had a chat later in the journey, telling me all her problems, thats the rich life I suppose, same as everybody else
she was on the phone to whoever arguing and she said this taxi is now running up to 70 quid, you are going to pay for it, I thought here goes, will I get paid and by whom, by the time I had completed the journey I was only 4 miles from whence I started, the meter showed 84 quid, she said to me I know its not your fault your just doing your job, meaning the meter fare, we approached another massive house, full of top o the range motors, how some people live, got paid up plus a tip, 90 quid, then went home, did 3 jobs that night and thought stuff it.
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