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| Author: | smiffyz (geoff) [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Vaselene |
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, * he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. * The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. * It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and * asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years." * "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is * outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it * from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. * That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. * Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the * house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my * family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the * first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." * "No problem," he says. And in they go. * Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge * stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. * Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty * dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. * As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So * he leans over and kisses Sandra. * No one says a word. * So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. * Still, nobody says a word. * So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the * table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.* His * girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid,and her mom * horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. * He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the * mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every * which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious * and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. * All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. * Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. * Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f...king dishes." |
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| Author: | captain cab [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:46 pm ] |
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