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captain cab
 Post subject: Stupid decisions?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:00 pm 
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I found this Gem from a certain council in the middle of England;

The Chairman asked whether a dress code would be appropriate for licensing hearings.

On being put to the vote, all agreed that a dress code of jacket and tie would be appropriate.

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More gems;

Logistical arrangements for meetings

there be a wider physical separation between the Panel and the applicant and representatives

an officer was required at the door to seat visitors appropriately

name cards were required for all potential speakers ie. Panel, officers, applicant and other representatives

the Chair’s opening speech be amended to advise applicants and representatives not to be repetitive in their comments

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captain cab
 Post subject: Re: Stupid decisions?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:10 pm 
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captain cab wrote:
I found this Gem from a certain council in the middle of England;

The Chairman asked whether a dress code would be appropriate for licensing hearings.

On being put to the vote, all agreed that a dress code of jacket and tie would be appropriate.

CC


You want your license Mr Bond?

ffs

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there be a wider physical separation between the Panel and the applicant and representatives


alternatively....Keep those smelly commoners well away from us!

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name cards were required for all potential speakers ie. Panel, officers, applicant and other representatives



We don't want to confuse the proles with the staff, our memory isn't what it used to be

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Sit down and shut up

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:17 pm 
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captain cab wrote:
captain cab wrote:
I found this Gem from a certain council in the middle of England;

The Chairman asked whether a dress code would be appropriate for licensing hearings.

On being put to the vote, all agreed that a dress code of jacket and tie would be appropriate.

CC


Jacket and tie... he most like looking at people's dangly bits

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MR T wrote:
captain cab wrote:
captain cab wrote:
I found this Gem from a certain council in the middle of England;

The Chairman asked whether a dress code would be appropriate for licensing hearings.

On being put to the vote, all agreed that a dress code of jacket and tie would be appropriate.

CC


Jacket and tie... he most like looking at people's dangly bits

CC


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