Taxi Driver Online

someone told me london cabbies are famous for being the best in the world is this true

they earn the most money and are all beautiful

The only ones who believe London cabbies are the best are London cabbies.

But best at what?

Wingeing, moaning and griping if you ask me.

Mini-cab Pete

And you had to be told it!! Surely such a fact is as well known as there is a sun in the sky. But then you know that don't you. You just want the minicab flotsam and jetsam of life to jump up and down and and go into a rant.

Claude

Jeremy Clarkson once said that all London Cabbies were right-wing facists.

(P'raps thats why I like em?)

Sorry but the best cabbies are down on the south coast.The London lads come down here to see how tthe job should be done.
Thats why they wont go south of the river. If we do, we end up in the sea.