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I did the test and it told me I'd be better off on the dole if Sussex Man ever became PM or minister for transport.

he has no chance of PM, however when I become PM, its transport for 2 years then autorney general. for the lad.

Dusty will get environment, Nigel, minister of sport,Maurice Home office, tom thumb, obviously cabinet office, you Mick will be offered the war office renamed from defense, as you will be good at creating the conflicts, Alan can have foreign office and solve them, Peter can be paymaster general, ouch

The job you realy think you are good at Education, is tailor made for andy, essex.

Wharfie

8*****d Wharfie

When we made that pact you promised me Chancellor of Exchequer until you handed over to me after two terms.

Who can you trust today.

And here's me thinking Wharfy was George W Bush under a pseudonym.

Dusty

Well I did the test and it said that although I had been held back by bad regulations over the years, soon I will be smiling.

It also said something about the end of the leeches, and power to all the people, not just the chosen few.

All it told me, was that my income was higher than **% of the population.

As for having to be in Wharfie's cabinet as head of Education, the thought freaks me out!

Have some compassion Wharfie. Ain't I got enough troubles? A single parent with two kids, and I still have to do School contracts too! If I were head of Education, I would have Teachers shot for being so "precious" these days, and have compulsory Machine Gun nests at all branches of McDonalds.

All Taxi Driver's seats, would be fitted with a device which, when kicked by a brat from behind, would rip their legs off and throw them out of the window. All seats would be fitted with chewing gum removal devices, which picked the gum from the seats and deposited it in the offending child's Mother's hair.

Oh dear, am I showing my true self here?

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There is Significant Unmet Demand for my Opinion.

I believe that all customer seats should be electrified, so if the little cherubs mis-behave a little, they get a little shock. If they mis-behave a lot, they get a bigger shock.

It might also help if your are hungry, cos it will do you a round of toast.

Yeah!

My new Merc, less than two months old, already has writing on the back of the seats. Kill em.

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There is Significant Unmet Demand for my Opinion.

wRITING ON THE SEATS ALREADY?

hell Andy, this is the problem these days, education, education, education, but we dont provide the paper in the schools,

anyway what does it say?

er yer can read cant you?



Wharfie

It says "Luke was ere"

Was, is the operative word, as "Luke" is one of the contract children, as he is now walking to school I presume, until I receive payment for the re-upholstering.

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There is Significant Unmet Demand for my Opinion.

isnt there any spirit based solutions that will remove it? perhaps your local carpet contract cleaner can help?

I can feel your anger when you saw it, I would have gone balistic!

Wharfie

I don't get angry anymore. We qualified our contracts some time ago that the Local Authority would be responsible for damage done by schoolchildren. So we invoice the Council, they get on to the school, the school gets onto the kids, the kids get onto their parents, their parents go up the school and beat up a teacher, the teacher takes the parents to Court, the parents get a solicitor, the Court appoints a social worker, the social worker says that it was our fault for not providing sufficient control of the kids, we lose our rag next time it happens, kill some kids, get taken to court, employ a social worker, and the social worker says that we only did it due a deeply traumatic incident suffered when we were a child, and the court slaps our wrist. and so on and so on and so on.

Seriously Wharfie, it doesnt make me angry anymore. I just charge the County Council for re-upholstering the seat (in leather, of course).

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There is Significant Unmet Demand for my Opinion.

We have a weird system, the council gives short term contracts and the passenger transport tenders for it in due course.

if a kid on the council contract causes damage, then they have to be supervised by an escort in the future, but as we are taxis, and it is not on the tarrif card it is our pidgeon.

but if its with passenger transport, we get compensated, an escort in future
and a fare renewal.

but Andy your beutifull new Merc, Jesus brand new! it does not bear thinking about.

Wharfie

I can't believe that you haven't got some sort of damage rate on your tariff card.

If not for the kids, then the spewers.