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Someone has to ask - so may as well be me; is the skin on a certain auction site yet? Or are you keeping it as a pressie for her in doors?

Badger are you sure that's all the damage you did, I would double check the bottom of the radiator and any pipe work there
Many drivers have hit them and found to there horror that they can cause more damage than you can see.
I had an extremely lucky escape when I hit 2 deer at once on one of the single track back roads, in my skoda and boy was I lucky they never came through the windscreen, I could have been killed or seriously injured, and thank f all I did was pop out a small plastic trim that has the toe eye behind it and just popped it back in, I had the car checked at the garage and tf it was OK

What does it taste like?

Ah yes badger and chips that Great northern favourite ! :lol:

seriously though i remember hitting a rabbit about ten years ago and having to rebuild the entire hydraulic pipework on the car ! It managed to jump under the car right where the hydraulic pipes ran along the oil sump :sad:

I think badger is best as a stew, or even boiled down to a soup, now if they'd got one of them deer, that's another thing entirely.

I think i will ask my council if they issue animal stickers, now let me see,2 deer, :shock:

5 badgers, :shock:

and at least 500 rabbits,

I think it would be best if I fit a roo bar on the front :lol:

one driver here has had a cow through his windscreen, :?:

and another a deer both drivers where lucky to survive

Author:	badger [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:26 am ]
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It could only happen to me! After 19 years i hit a badger and killed it last night.By the sound of it i thought it had stoved the front end of the car in,but i will never be as lucky again,the only damage was the plastic engine cover underneath.

Author:	Guest [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:12 am ]
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[quote="badger"] After 19 years i hit a badger and killed it last night.quote] Someone has to ask - so may as well be me; is the skin on a certain auction site yet? Or are you keeping it as a pressie for her in doors? Seriously though; hope your ok - and the car .....if I ever hit my name sake we're all in trouble!

Author:	badger [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:18 am ]
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Do you know any taxidermists

Author:	badger [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:24 am ]
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Tigger wrote: Someone has to ask - so may as well be me; is the skin on a certain auction site yet? Or are you keeping it as a pressie for her in doors? Naa shes a typical woman and still wears the foxskin from 2 yeas ago

Author:	skippy41 [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:29 am ]
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Badger are you sure that's all the damage you did, I would double check the bottom of the radiator and any pipe work there Many drivers have hit them and found to there horror that they can cause more damage than you can see. I had an extremely lucky escape when I hit 2 deer at once on one of the single track back roads, in my skoda and boy was I lucky they never came through the windscreen, I could have been killed or seriously injured, and thank f all I did was pop out a small plastic trim that has the toe eye behind it and just popped it back in, I had the car checked at the garage and tf it was OK

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Author:	skippy41 [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:30 am ]
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Badger are you sure that's all the damage you did, I would double check the bottom of the radiator and any pipe work there Many drivers have hit them and found to there horror that they can cause more damage than you can see. I had an extremely lucky escape when I hit 2 deer at once on one of the single track back roads, in my skoda and boy was I lucky they never came through the windscreen, I could have been killed or seriously injured, and thank f all I did was pop out a small plastic trim that has the toe eye behind it and just popped it back in, I had the car checked at the garage and tf it was OK

Author:	badger [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:53 am ]
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skippy41 wrote: Badger are you sure that's all the damage you did, I would double check the bottom of the radiator and any pipe work there Many drivers have hit them and found to there horror that they can cause more damage than you can see. I had an extremely lucky escape when I hit 2 deer at once on one of the single track back roads, in my skoda and boy was I lucky they never came through the windscreen, I could have been killed or seriously injured, and thank f all I did was pop out a small plastic trim that has the toe eye behind it and just popped it back in, I had the car checked at the garage and tf it was OK f..k me skippy we must be blood brothers cos that is exactly what i had to do,talk about deja vu fooking creepy to me Ialso remember just avoiding hitting 2 deer in the fog so i hope you avoid hitting a badger

Author:	Sussex [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:32 am ]
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What does it taste like?

Author:	MR T [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:14 pm ]
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Sussex wrote: What does it taste like? It's a bit salty just like human

Author:	edders23 [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:59 pm ]
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Ah yes badger and chips that Great northern favourite ! seriously though i remember hitting a rabbit about ten years ago and having to rebuild the entire hydraulic pipework on the car ! It managed to jump under the car right where the hydraulic pipes ran along the oil sump

Author:	MR T [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:07 pm ]
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edders23 wrote: Ah yes badger and chips that Great northern favourite ! seriously though i remember hitting a rabbit about ten years ago and having to rebuild the entire hydraulic pipework on the car ! It managed to jump under the car right where the hydraulic pipes ran along the oil sump I think badger is best as a stew, or even boiled down to a soup, now if they'd got one of them deer, that's another thing entirely.

Author:	badger [ Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:36 am ]
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MR T wrote: I think badger is best as a stew, or even boiled down to a soup, now if they'd got one of them deer, that's another thing entirely. I hope you are not relying on me for the venison. i,ve got a bit stew left if you want some

Author:	skippy41 [ Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:52 am ]
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I think i will ask my council if they issue animal stickers, now let me see,2 deer, 5 badgers, and at least 500 rabbits, I think it would be best if I fit a roo bar on the front one driver here has had a cow through his windscreen, and another a deer both drivers where lucky to survive

Author:	GBC [ Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:43 pm ]
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I ran over a GMB secretary once. Tasted of bitterness, well that’s what the local Dog shelter told me.

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Author:	MR T [ Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:15 pm ]
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skippy41 wrote: I think i will ask my council if they issue animal stickers, now let me see,2 deer, 5 badgers, and at least 500 rabbits, I think it would be best if I fit a roo bar on the front one driver here has had a cow through his windscreen, and another a deer both drivers where lucky to survive What you need is to put stickers down the side of your cab the same as the RAF did in the second world war.X>X>X> it would be a thing to see.