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Local councils in many parts of Scotland,have had flood alerts.
This is due to the many football supporters,watching the England game
and wetting themselves due to laughing,at the result.

Posted by,

Jock McBollocks,party leader for United Britain. :twisted:

You have to take our point of view that we are the master race

Walter or can I call you Wattie,which we call Wallies up here in the lovely
land of Scottish Land.
I think as you represent the opposition,that you and I can get together
to try and sort out our differences,over a bottle of Irn Bru,or Whisky Brew.

You have to take our point of view that we are the master race,and yourselfs,the weaker.
We have the oil,more hills,more lochs,more bonnie wimmen,more midgies,
more rain,more snow,single track roads,more colder,more moaners,as like Sussex,more sheep.
Come to think about it,maybe better joining your party and come down South,can you send me information on the opposition party.
Yours in deep depression,
Jock McBollocks.

Jock.
The scottish Bank is owned by Halifax,

Anonymous wrote:

Jock.
The scottish Bank is owned by Halifax,

Hardly.

The Bank of Scotland and Halifax MERGED to form HBOS, and are now based in EDINBURGH.

The Royal Bank of Scotand acquired the Natwest in a contested takeover bid. Now based in EDINBURGH. (Also owns Coutts, the Queen's bankers).

Jock the Banker

Jock the banker wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Jock.
The scottish Bank is owned by Halifax,

Oh dear Jock McBollocks here again.
And how is everyone?
Well I hope,all is well.
Things go well last night lads?
Was out watching the football last night.
Local teams,so did not manage to get the score.
Did Rooney score?
Did Owan score,hope so.
How was the penalty spot,believe that mercats were
seen burrowing there.

Well must go,
Goodbye,
Jock. :twisted:

Author:	Guest [ Tue Jun 15, 2004 6:13 pm ]
Post subject:	Flood alert in Scotland.
Local councils in many parts of Scotland,have had flood alerts. This is due to the many football supporters,watching the England game and wetting themselves due to laughing,at the result. Posted by, Jock McBollocks,party leader for United Britain.

Author:	Guest [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:08 am ]
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Anonymous wrote: Local councils in many parts of Scotland,have had flood alerts. This is due to the many football supporters,watching the England game and wetting themselves due to laughing,at the result. Posted by, Jock McBollocks,party leader for United Britain. aye know what you mean, we had same problem when Scotland played the faroe islands. its ok to have the occasional blip, you lot couldnt even get there! Walter Wall leader of the opposition for United Britain.

Author:	Guest [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:04 pm ]
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Walter or can I call you Wattie,which we call Wallies up here in the lovely land of Scottish Land. I think as you represent the opposition,that you and I can get together to try and sort out our differences,over a bottle of Irn Bru,or Whisky Brew. You have to take our point of view that we are the master race,and yourselfs,the weaker. We have the oil,more hills,more lochs,more bonnie wimmen,more midgies, more rain,more snow,single track roads,more colder,more moaners,as like Sussex,more sheep. Come to think about it,maybe better joining your party and come down South,can you send me information on the opposition party. Yours in deep depression, Jock McBollocks.

Author:	Sussex [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:25 pm ]
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Anonymous wrote: You have to take our point of view that we are the master race You lost that race a long time ago, but hey thanks for all that oil.

Author:	Guest [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:40 pm ]
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Anonymous wrote: Walter or can I call you Wattie,which we call Wallies up here in the lovely land of Scottish Land. I think as you represent the opposition,that you and I can get together to try and sort out our differences,over a bottle of Irn Bru,or Whisky Brew. You have to take our point of view that we are the master race,and yourselfs,the weaker. We have the oil,more hills,more lochs,more bonnie wimmen,more midgies, more rain,more snow,single track roads,more colder,more moaners,as like Sussex,more sheep. Come to think about it,maybe better joining your party and come down South,can you send me information on the opposition party. Yours in deep depression, Jock McBollocks. Jock. The scottish Bank is owned by Halifax, we have more Scots in England than in Scotland, what you call a crowd we would call a gang, We need a free and open Scotland for what is just a playground for the english! now whats a cantgerout? a Scotsman locked in a toilet a cangaroot a cangaroot. he he he

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Author:	Jock the banker [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:56 pm ]
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Anonymous wrote: Jock. The scottish Bank is owned by Halifax, Hardly. The Bank of Scotland and Halifax MERGED to form HBOS, and are now based in EDINBURGH. The Royal Bank of Scotand acquired the Natwest in a contested takeover bid. Now based in EDINBURGH. (Also owns Coutts, the Queen's bankers). Jock the Banker

Author:	Guest [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:26 pm ]
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Jock the banker wrote: Anonymous wrote: Jock. The scottish Bank is owned by Halifax, Hardly. The Bank of Scotland and Halifax MERGED to form HBOS, and are now based in EDINBURGH. The Royal Bank of Scotand acquired the Natwest in a contested takeover bid. Now based in EDINBURGH. (Also owns Coutts, the Queen's bankers). Jock the Banker that was the first con no merger but a fully blown takeover, and the reason to retreat to Scotland? well its the vast pool of cheap labour, in fact to equal other banks moved call centres to India. how many board members of the bank survived? none 7 companies head offices remain in Halifax

Author:	Guest [ Wed Jun 23, 2004 2:25 pm ]
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Anonymous wrote: Jock the banker wrote: Anonymous wrote: Jock. The scottish Bank is owned by Halifax, Hardly. The Bank of Scotland and Halifax MERGED to form HBOS, and are now based in EDINBURGH. The Royal Bank of Scotand acquired the Natwest in a contested takeover bid. Now based in EDINBURGH. (Also owns Coutts, the Queen's bankers). Jock the Banker I listened to the rasio last night, the subject was supposed to be" Rooney the new wonder kid?" however scot after scot came on to rubbish england, and one thinks what has got into the celtic former footballing nation? such expertise and knowledge they displayed "rooney is not that good he would be average in Scotland," is the most stupid comment of sour grapes I have ever heard. come on Scotland you decided a while ago to run the country, with scots in top jobs including the prime minister, who is backing England, cant you give it a rest and back Britain?

Author:	Guest [ Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:33 pm ]
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Oh dear Jock McBollocks here again. And how is everyone? Well I hope,all is well. Things go well last night lads? Was out watching the football last night. Local teams,so did not manage to get the score. Did Rooney score? Did Owan score,hope so. How was the penalty spot,believe that mercats were seen burrowing there. Well must go, Goodbye, Jock.

Author:	Guest [ Sat Jun 26, 2004 2:52 am ]
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Anonymous wrote: Oh dear Jock McBollocks here again. And how is everyone? Well I hope,all is well. Things go well last night lads? Was out watching the football last night. Local teams,so did not manage to get the score. Did Rooney score? Did Owan score,hope so. How was the penalty spot,believe that mercats were seen burrowing there. Well must go, Goodbye, Jock. hey paxo there a rumour that Scotland are to be sponsored by Virgin imagine that virgin emblasoned on thier shirts? though its appropiate they never score.

Author:	Guest [ Sat Jun 26, 2004 10:13 am ]
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. Tetchy are we not. Remember it is only a game . Someone has to jump in to the semi,s,others to trip over the spot. So do not make a mountain out of a mole hill,err,mole spot. By the way,is the ball still in orbit? Keep smiling, Porto,from ?

Author:	pinkwheels [ Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:07 pm ]
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every time the old firm play theres a flood alert the huns are aye greeting lol nae much wonder celtic is just too hot tae handle hey mcbollocks we couldnae be united wi the sassanachs think aboot it as ma faether wid say ~(he was a goerdie "rip") he had too much brains tae be english & i wid pipe up aye but no enough to be a scotsman lol thats why there is a lot o scotsmen in england they need us for oor brain powers ooooooo almost canna wait for the barrage im gannae get of you southern jessies lol come on folks dinnae pick on auld golden balls thats ma joab "yum" he may hae scalfed thon ba at the penelty but he could be great in the scotland team lets face it hes far better than haf the eejits we got as it is far too many huns & ex huns in the scotland squad

Author:	Sussex [ Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:22 pm ]
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All I have to say to my good friends up in Scotland, in relation to football is Berti Vogts

Author:	pinkwheels [ Sat Sep 04, 2004 11:55 pm ]
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sussex honey get aff the fence stop bieng so liberal

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Author:	Sussex [ Sun Sep 05, 2004 6:45 pm ]
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I half expected a reposte with similar and the words David James , but you lot are far to kind to do such a thing.