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LeonElport

Post subject: FUNNY

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:19 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=untLNKKgtZM

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badger

Post subject: Re: FUNNY

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:55 am

Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:12 am
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Location: North Of The Tyne

LeonElport wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=untLNKKgtZM

Probably a new Tuk Tuk driver [-(

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badger

Post subject: Re: FUNNY

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:57 am

Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:12 am
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Location: North Of The Tyne

LeonElport wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=untLNKKgtZM

Probably a new tuk tuk driver :lol:

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badger

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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:59 am

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looks like i am repeating myself :roll:

or seeing double

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skippy41

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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:15 am

Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:44 pm
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Location: Scotland

The Helpful Wife
Published: June 16, 2007 | Police Humor | 7512 clicks | 0 comments
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place...

Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk

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skippy41

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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:19 am

Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:44 pm
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Location: Scotland

http://www.clumsycrooks.com/pictures/bad_judgement.htm

Just what I like to see :lol:

Just what can happen with self drive it becomes self push, could this be why you need a 16 seat er :lol:

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skippy41

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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:27 am

Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:44 pm
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Location: Scotland

http://www.clumsycrooks.com/pictures/mr_speeder.htm

At least you get a warning :lol:

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badger

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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:51 am

Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:12 am
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Location: North Of The Tyne

skippy41 wrote:

http://www.clumsycrooks.com/pictures/bad_judgement.htm

Just what I like to see :lol:

Just what can happen with self drive it becomes self push, could this be why you need a 16 seat er :lol:

serves them right for carrying far too many people :lol:

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