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skippy41

Post subject: English

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:54 pm

Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:44 pm
Posts: 10591
Location: Scotland

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

Gamekeeper shouts " Dinnae drink thon waater, it's fu o' coo's keech".

Man replies "My good fellow, I'm English, repeat it in English".

The gamekeeper replies "Use both hands - you get more that way" :lol:

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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:59 pm

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Location: Aberdeen

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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:23 pm

Joined: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:17 pm
Posts: 167
Location: Norfolk "Nelson's County"

I'm no Scottish, but I can appreciate that

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CABMAN

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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:47 pm

Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:57 pm
Posts: 186
Location: LONDON

Who invented copper wire ? two scots fighting over a 2 pence piece its a old one but funny

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